Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
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Top comments
Schumy0724 4
Getting sick and tired of people saying they're the first post. It's so stupid.
atruegem 0
Ask a friend/neighour to drive, take a taxi, call and apologize BEFORE you miss the appointment. It is not like it was a hopeless situation. Problem solving skills = zilch.
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Comments (91)
Level27chick04 0
I've did this so many times.
lady307 0
#10 - aint that the truth!
hahayou12345 0
You must be one hell of a stupid person. Sorry.
SnIp3rX 0
done that before. but you deserved it
junewind 1
ever heard of a taxi?
Masta_Blasta 0
dumb ****- the pockets would be the first thing i'd search. and as said before: if it's important to you, you should've just called a cab or find some other way to get to the interview.
kpearsall 0
There's a lot of similar stories up here. You people seriously need to relax about your job interviews. It's a job, it's not the freakin' atom bomb.
jenl78 0
My husband did that one morning while trying to get to work. We spent over 30 minutes tearing through the house to find the damn car keys so he could go to work. In the end, they were already in his pockets... turns out he forgot that he had put them in his pocket before he had breakfast so that he wouldn't have to look for them and be able to leave the house on time.... the result? BOTH of us ended up late for work that day. I was so pissed off at him that morning.
monkey_boy984 0
BA HA HA HA!!!!!
xXxAlex666xXx 7
Classic,