Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
Today, I was running late for an important job interview because I couldn't find my keys. I place the keys on my kitchen counter every day to prevent exactly this type of situation. After few minutes and missing my interview, I finally found my keys, in my hand. FML
Today, I was running late for an important meeting and couldn't find my car keys. After searching around for way too long, I finally realised where they were - in the pocket of the pants I'd worn the day before, which were now spinning around in the now-unstoppable, two-hour washing machine cycle. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I had a job interview at a restauraunt opening up. One manager hypothetically asked me why I should be hired. I said I was more efficient than most. I left to find I'd locked my keys in the car. It took all the managers to help me get my keys out. FML
Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
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Top comments
Schumy0724 4
Getting sick and tired of people saying they're the first post. It's so stupid.
atruegem 0
Ask a friend/neighour to drive, take a taxi, call and apologize BEFORE you miss the appointment. It is not like it was a hopeless situation. Problem solving skills = zilch.
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Comments (91)
spirited_away33 0
Isn't their pocket one of the first places people check? How could you miss that?
smnc 0
that sucks ! but still its funny ... better luck next time !
Structive 0
This is why I always keep spare keys at home! I've "lost" my house keys so many times when I've been in a hurry, so I can just grab the spares and look for the main set of keys when I get back. It's a lifesaver!
Maxo_Payne 0
Hahah that's really funny. It's funny how these things can happen to us.
ILoveJace01 0
Lol you should always check your pocket first.
phatdaddy 0
Things you can't find tend to be in the first place you should look. YDI for obvious reasons.
csfisagelding 0
Special kind of stupid, huh?
lucksnothear1 0
Why didn't you check there first?
summer66_fml 0
story of my life
foryoublue94 0
That sounds like something that would happen to me. And really, I don't think YDI, because sometimes it just never crosses your mind. Sorry to hear that. XD