Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my psycho ex showed up at my doorstep to beg me to take her back, so I pulled my gun on her. I just found out she's pressing charges. FML
Today, my psycho ex got into my wedding ceremony and attacked my wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML
Today, I was so exhausted that I slept through my phone ringing, and later my doorbell ringing. My psycho mom freaked out, and thinking I was in trouble, broke a window to get inside. This all happened before 7 a.m. FML
Today, I woke up to my psycho roommate trying to baptize me in my sleep. FML
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called the cops on me and told them I wasn’t letting him in the house. His keys were in the door, he was just too drunk to unlock it. FML
Today, my now ex was angrily moving out of our place. She slammed the door so hard behind her it bounced back wide open instead of latching. I don’t live in the best of neighborhoods. Since I was out of town, all I could do was watch helplessly on the Ring camera as my place was emptied out. FML
Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend showed up at my new job to, "Keep an eye on me." The same ex-girlfriend who has been stalking me since we broke up. Two years ago. FML
Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML
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thedell3030 21
I hope you called the police and everything worked out, OP!
carl_carl_ 28
Get a restraining order!!
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Comments (56)
rllyfrickenbored 17
So kill him outta self defense! Or use a tranquilizer dart and bring hime to the police!
untarnished 7
Here's Johnny! xD but yeh fyl
sotiris155 2
zombie apocalypse xD
JKPwnage 27
I suggest investing in a taser.
EatZombies 10
A restraining order can only do so much. But people are still unpredictable. Get a taser or something to protect yourself with in case something like that ever happens again. Best of luck to you OP
acmariner99 25
Sadly the OP is in New York. I am not sure tasers are legal there. A pistol permit would take months by itself.
acmariner99 25
Not everyone will like this, but learn how to protect yourself. The police may not help you and a restraining order is just a piece of paper.
Zeroace 18
Bitches be crazy.
withered 30
Plot twist: The 1069 YDI are all from your psycho ex's accounts.
Litterblood 7
This actually happened to me. My ex broke down my bedroom door