Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
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perdix 31
He's so secret even you don't know about him!
Mr_Zachary 0
what the **** 27?
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Comments (147)
bookbee 2
Look on the bright side, maybe she's a precog.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I'm guessing *she's* the one with the secret boyfriend. This sounds like a sneaky way for her to get you to guess that.
jordan75_fml 0
your co worker sounds like an asshole but there's a person for everyone out there just keep looking!
ash92_fml 0
Hahahah I hate people like that, I'd tell her the truth just to prove them wrong.
stewpididiot 11
OP, your co-worker is full of shit. She's just trying to mindfuck you looking for gossip. Make up a really juicy story, or better yet, find something from a romance novel to lead her on with. afetr she spreads it around a bit find an oppurtune moment, whip out the book and start reading it out loud where others can hear it. she'll look like the dumbass gossip she is.
lamargus 0
Isn't sixth sence a movie??
margxoxo 0
speaking about movies, I forgot what happened in 'he's just not that into you'. can someone please give me a quick summary? thank you!
kevtheloser 0
Was she pointing to one of your hands while she said this to you?
arxtizrage2010 0
Tell her the truth
MetalmaidenDeth 0
Yes lamargus it is.