Today, my coworker told me she knew about my secret boyfriend because she has a "sixth sense" about these things. I'm too embarrassed to tell her I'm desperately single and the last date I went on was three years ago. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that a girl who I really liked at work, who is my manager and with whom I'm friends, and who knows I like her, has been secretly dating someone else who works there for a month, and everyone at work knew except me, because she didn't want to tell me. FML
Today, a classmate found out I have a boyfriend. He said, "Really? YOU??" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML
Today, during my dinner break, I was forced to listen to a coworker talk about how he dumped his needy ex for another woman. I'm the ex. We kept our relationship secret from our coworkers. I guess now I know why he dumped me. FML
Today, a girl I've liked for the longest time kept asking me to reveal my "deepest secret" in exchange for hers. Thinking this was flirting, I told her my secret was that I liked her. Her secret was that she was a "lesbian and just had to tell somebody." FML
Today, my friend pointed out that I’ve developed crushes on my last two bosses. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that before then, I had a secret crush on a professor back in college, too. Yet, I wonder why I’m single. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
He's so secret even you don't know about him!
Mr_Zachary 0
what the **** 27?
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Comments (147)
Watson_Goes_Hard 0
Tell her to mind her own business.
Stellar_Bxtcheee 0
#57 - Canada Ftw [:
boopityboppity 11
It's probably the best unknown country out there. I love Canada.
Xirre 0
At least you now know her "sixth sense" is bullshit haha.
JEEP67 0
Canada , because America needs a hat
boopityboppity 11
... How many hats have you worn that are bigger than you?
lajaynay 15
I saw a guy wearing a sombrero that was bigger than him. xP fafp!
boopityboppity 11
Err... My mistake. Look at comment #80 for my reply.
boopityboppity 11
Now that would be a sight. I actually chuckled because of the ridiculousness of that image. Thanks for that.
mrs_silengo 0
oh man that book rocks! landed me my husband!
sosoinlove09 0
I can help you get a man. :)
lovinit5683 0
#21 is a cutie;)
Eyeliner_fml 0
Why would you be desperate for a guy, I understand that you might want one but you could live with out one you won't die , Thats why they make ****** O.o"
chaosdragoon1 0
Wow. This hit home for me. It'll mark 3 years being single for in about 30 days. This is something I would rather not empathize with. LOL