Today, I told my husband it would be great to spend an evening with a bottle of wine and a pile of blankets on the balcony of our cabin during the cruise. He decided it would be great to ditch me and go out gambling. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend promised me he wouldn't leave me alone in Niagara. I'm currently sitting alone in the hotel room drinking a bottle of wine while he gambles away money he doesn't have. FML
Today, my husband called me selfish and ungrateful then canceled the cruise he’d booked as a surprise. I only asked if we could get a sitter for the kids. I’m a stay at home mom who homeschools and co-sleeps. We never get a single minute alone, so excuse me for wanting some adult time. FML
Today, I hired a babysitter, so my husband and I could spend some time together and work on our failing marriage. I dressed up. We went out. He got drunk and puked on me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend. We're currently sharing a room on a cruise ship. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML
Today, my fiancée informed me she wants us to go on a cruise for her birthday. I replied, "Ahhh cruise ships, the Walmart of the Seven Seas." She threw a mixer at my feet and told me I ruin everything. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, I found out my husband brought his work laptop with him. We were supposed to go scuba diving but he skipped it for virtual meetings, then sat on his laptop until 2 a.m. He then had the nerve to be confused about why I’m mad at him and just want to go home. FML
Today, I had the day off from work. I did all the chores hoping to free up time to spend with my husband tonight. When he came home, he looked around and decided that since there was no need for him to stick around and help clean, he'd head to the bar to watch the game with the guys. FML
Today, my husband and I had a huge fight because I booked us on an adults-only Virgin Voyages cruise for our anniversary. I love him, but he wants every single vacation to be a family vacation with our kids. FML
Today, I spent 12 hours in an airport rather than go back to the apartment of the man I traveled to see for the weekend. Instead of wine, dine, sixty-nine, he took me to a tailgating event and introduced me to two girls he had a threesome with. FML
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RockNRollAndrew 18
Your husband sounds like a jerk
Welshite 40
Ooh, someone's gonna be in trouble. Hit him over the head with the wine bottle.
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Comments (100)
Pixonator 1
I know for sure if my misses suggested this id be taking the offer up lol
sxm 13
I'd love to do that with my significant other but of course I'd like to get down and dirty.
doctorhook86 25
You guys are on a cruise! Why are you moping about him not wanting to stay in with you when you could be out there doing something fun with him! You can stay in together when you're at home.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
She wanted to spend some time with him on their private balcony, not lying in bed watching a movie. Those rooms are expensive, and I fully admit, I would expect to spend some time with my partner on the damn thing.
cassbird09 12
You could probably throw him overboard.
DavidKnows 11
Yes!!! #69...Murder him! Violence is always appropriate if a woman does it to a man! Crush his skull with the wine bottle, then dispose of the evidence by dumping his body at sea!!! Really people?
gary3768 13
Been there done that but the wife passed out fun fun lol
AprylAnn 23
Sounds like his priorities are definitely a tad misplaced..
pdp_fml 21
Since I am a man I can say this. We generally are clueless when our wives hint at us. You must tell your husband what to do, otherwise he might not understand.
Rannik 1
To be honest you werent clear. He wasnt a dick, don't be vague and hope he picks up on small things. For all you know he could of said im going gambling in hopes you would come. But you didnt. Your wants vs his, women like to play the victim like what they want is more important or meaningful then what a guy wants to do.
iluvpeanutbutter 22
I think we need more information before deciding who's in the wrong. It appears to have been a multiple day cruise, so it could simply be that he was waiting for you to tell him which night you wanted to do that. Or he could have forgotten, and done his own thing. The way it's phrased as 'ditching' makes it seem like he didn't show up, and left OP waiting.
ErwinsWife 5
Wow...