Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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s0m3guy2010 21
You never know. He could take you on a romantic getaway to the nearest McDonalds.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Think long and hard before you answer.
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Comments (182)
bjf10 22
Sounds like you found a winner.
lordEast 6
Gotta love trailer people's mating rituals!!
lucins 7
A relationship without romance is seldom a happy one.
jlperry31 10
dont gotta marry the fool just cause u all got knocked up. marriage always ends in divorce so save ur money
PerfectMistakes 8
Marriage does not always end in divorce. A lot of marriages end in divorce, but EVERY marriage does not end in divorce. Get your facts straight.
jesterkitty4 14
My bf isn't a romantic guy and with our sense of humor I can see this happening. Who cares what others think!
hateevryone 15
Well at least he proposed.
DylansMomma 9
..Ouch!
underguarded 20
Boo hoo. You're life is only as romantic as you let it be. Don't like it then leave but don't complain about something you can change. STFU and deal with it.
lexiieeex3 32
You chose him...
SimplyEerb 3
Girls always expect a 'romatic-comedy-like' proposal. But this is more honest and realistic. What matters is that he wants to marry you.