Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
You never know. He could take you on a romantic getaway to the nearest McDonalds.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Think long and hard before you answer.
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Comments (182)
tashapasha 11
You're the one accepting this.. Make a change!
mowmowlife 21
IDK OP, sounds like you walked into this one. You should know him well enough to figure he wasn't about to throw roses at you. Think longgggg and hard. Make some compromises. He should be understanding of your desires, everybody has them.
buster409_fml 2
With that attitude I'm not surprised he waited that long
smile27again 0
Feel for you bro. Talk to him about it, there must be reasons. But dont get your hopes up in some sudden romantic gesture. Seriously dude. Dont go there
noisebox 1
Well why buy the cow when milk is cheap?
roninvamp 4
You had the kid first, aside from being a major screwup, it's fairly obvious the romance was gone already
loah 0
brutal
the_elephant_fly 3
That's better than my parents! My dad was sitting in a recliner at my mom's house, muted the TV, and asked her, "Hey, we're getting married right?"
chele2382 5
ydi...if you are willing to settle then you totally deserve it.
HeartOfLead 24
I think it was miss communication on your part OP. He finally said after impatiently waiting for you to get the trailer attached to your pickup truck.