Today, my boyfriend of several years, and father of our one-year-old child, finally proposed. He was making idle conversation from twenty feet away and casually said, "By the way, you wanna get hitched?" This is as romantic as my life will ever get. Yay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend of five years finally asked me to marry him. He said, "We could save on taxes if we got married… What do you think?" That was the most romantic thing he's said to me in the last two years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year told me he is at the point in his life where he is ready to start a family, get married and have a baby. He also casually stated that he wished he could meet someone he could see himself settling down with. FML
Today, after five years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. The words "just think of the tax breaks" were uttered. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, the love of my life said, "You’d make a great husband! Whoever marries you in the future is gonna be so happy!" We’ve been together for 4 years and was planning to propose on her birthday in two weeks. FML
Today, I got proposed to. I have been dating my boyfriend for 3 years and we have 2 kids. It was perfect, except it was my ex-boyfriend who proposed to me. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 3 years that I wanted to marry him someday. His response was, "Oh, OK, thanks." FML
Today, after three years of dating, my boyfriend finally proposed. To my best friend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years proposed to me. I wasn't expecting anything too romantic, but I would have liked something more than an email from Facebook, requesting my confirmation that we were engaged. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to marry him by handing me a ring and telling me, "Okay we're engaged now." I should have seen it coming when we started dating, I went to his house one night and as I was leaving he said, "Okay you're my girlfriend now." FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
You never know. He could take you on a romantic getaway to the nearest McDonalds.
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Think long and hard before you answer.
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Comments (182)
mal2012 4
U must not care that much. U been with him for 7 years! Had his child! U kno u love him and he is unique n just for u. Not an FML LOL ydi
NoxiousNorwegian 5
You could say no. The last thing u want to do in life is settle. If its not something that 100% makes your heart jump out of your chest, or Atleast makes u smile.... Then rethink your options. Make yourself happy.
mrsmo2 5
Being romantic is work. A lot of people do as little work as possible. If he's getting everything he wants not being romantic what incentive is there to be romantic? (personally I would appreciate the kind of guy that does a little extra just because he cares for me but a lot of guys aren't like that)
ecks51 3
It was a question. You could've said no.
thiscrazything 1
Eh, not everybody is a romantic, if you love the guy, go for it! Congrats!
moneybagz131 6
Flutteryay!
princehooliganz 4
Life ain't a ******* movie or fairytale as you've come to believe. Be glad he's even marrying you're ass. You'll probably get divorced in a year anyway and become just another statistic.
redmane 21
Glass half full, this one is.
Vixen_Vicious 4
At least he loves you enough to ask you, even if it was in a haphazard way.
amleighjohn 4
My husband proposed through text message. At least he asked you face to face. lol.
goodgood_fml 5
I would rather have someone who is reliable, honest, responsible and stable. You can always work on the romance. At least he asked. No shotgun required.