bri_sci94
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Madison, United States
Romance is definitely dead
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31
Does your friend hate you?
Batmans_cat 14
That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out
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Fuaaad1994 31
Does your friend hate you?
ashyknees 13
It sounds like it
wanted_2_want 40
Wasn't that an ego buster? JK
Arestian 14
well a billion guys left to go, dont lose hope yet op, ur knight in shining armor is probably stuck in a ******* tree or something XD
blazingshot147 19
Wait... How did you know I was stuck in a tree? I mean I'm no knight and have no armor, but how did you know I was stuck in a tree?
spatula232 25
Some people need to learn respect
skittle_QUEEN_YO 15
What in the world do you mean!?!?!?! He is the epitome of classy!
TommyG493 11
Hey you. I saw your about you... It sucked
Batmans_cat 14
That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out
Ian7890 23
If a girl says to a guy, "nice butt" does that give him the right to slap her?
cocainewhore 30
Yes.
iAmPaul 49
41 - No, it doesn't. Violence against anyone is never acceptable unless you're legitimately defending yourself against some sort of physical assault.
The_Appendix_ 13
That's not what society says.
Meettitan 14
STONE THE HEATHEN!!!
drivingmissdaisy 13
I think if he touched her butt then yeah she definitely has the right slap/hit him. You can't let people think they can just get away with that shit girl or guy.
DArthurVaderian 18
He didn't touch her....
brendejafulable 41
At least you got a compliment.
cocainewhore 30
That's not a compliment, that was rude of the guy and very disrespectful.
zsaddayz 16
At least you got [disrespected in public by a misogynistic jerk that your friend hand picked for you. Nothing in that FML was] a compliment. This is what you really meant.
WaxenSecrets 5
No, that was definitely a compliment. It was given by an ill-mannered man and you might question OP's friend's intentions, but make no mistake, that man's words were a compliment. Don't get confused because it's loaded with unfavorable circumstance.
brand125 17
70 - it is NOT a compliment because if shows how disrespectful he is and how he is only interested in the OPs body. the fact that someone says something douch like strips it of being a compliment and makings it a distastful comment, a compliment is suppose to make you feel good not feel like a tramp.
DisCreation 14
I like your sense of humor, sorry some people seem to be a little too uptight!
brand125 17
79 - alot of people just assume its serious and want to argue
el_angelroca 15
I think it is clearly your fault for having nice ****(joking guys sorry)
_Bair_K_ 11
Yeah srsly if you don't want to be disrespected with rude comments don't have a nice body
LiliK_fml 21
Yeah just like if you didn't want to be downvoted, maybe you shouldn't have commented something so stupid :D
Indianboy9321 25
You should have walked out with your dignity without saying a word.
DragonDude 24
There's a compliment, and then there's that.
712sash 26
Well, you have nice ****. So you got that going for you, which is nice.
onlychildFTW 34
Even a nice boobs compliment is better then nothing. OP can at least have self confidence knowing her boobs can help her get a good guy.
KeannaLove 32
I would take nothing over a superficial comment like that any day. I can almost guarantee that any guy that leads with that is probably a huge man ***** incapable of having an adult relationship.
marcranger 29
But 36, being a ***** would mean that this guy isn't still a virgin, which seems doubtful based on his behavior to OP!
brand125 17
72 - but what about the woman ****** he could hook up with?
ber4fun 23
Now you know not to trust your friends judgment.
XxXBadAshXxX 27
I think your friend has poor taste in men