bri_sci94
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Madison, United States
Romance is definitely dead
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31
Does your friend hate you?
Batmans_cat 14
That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out
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hannahgreely 14
rudeness like that isn't a compliment, a nice kick to the ballsack would do the trick
vikky538 29
I know that Wisconsin winning smile...
urlit 13
Ouch. Probably not wise to rely on them for that again....I'm sure you will find someone awesome! Don't give up!
The_Big_Boss 20
He had to have been joking. Laugh along
ZorroRooster 19
Well, I see you live in Wisconsin. As a fellow Wisconsinite, I can tell you that there are a lot of rather crass people that live here. We are one of the drunkest states in the nation (I think). There are decent people too. Just have to look hard for them. Also, you should have responded with something along the lines of: "Wish I could say the same about your tiny penis" and then just walked away.
SystemofaBlink41 27
I'm honestly curious as to how a person like that would keep a date going. Would they continuously burp throughout or compliment everyone's ****?
AcieMcG 21
Hopefully it was better than the guy on Extreme Cheapskates who dipped after getting the free chips and salsa XD
deemarie13 14
Personal I would have left at that point.
captainsmegma 12
If you factor out the belch, he had a winning smile and paid you a compliment. Two out of three ain't bad.
brand125 17
any self respecting woman would not take that as a compliment, so your dead wrong its only 1/3 ...
trendkilla254 4
what were you wearing? were your **** hanging out?