bri_sci94
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Madison, United States
Romance is definitely dead
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31
Does your friend hate you?
Batmans_cat 14
That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out
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Comments (83)
trendkilla254 4
see I want to walk around with half my penis hanging out. maybe I will get a nice penis compliment. double standards are a B.
Al3xv3l92 24
This is the part where you walk away without saying a word.
onepotato2potato 0
Lose hope nothing! Run!
Akouseur 7
That's not a compliment. That's just rude.
buckysam 7
Sounds like a keeper
ostfaiz 18
pardon me but how come they were visible for him!
furubafan74 18
You're right. OP should have bound those things flat. How dare she let her breasts round out the front of her shirt.
sem2183 13
Ewww what a pig! I'm sorry OP. You can do much better and your friend is a douchebag lol.
akabbitt 3
AHHHHHHHHH yes the joys of dating....you should have told him "right back at ya". so happy to not be in the dating world anymore!
Callmeseansaur 9
Beginning?
whatnow430 15
relax, you're only 20, there's plenty of time to find someone :)
PoisonOrchid 21
Exactly, she's still young. No need to lose hope over this douche. Assuming he's the same age as her, his maturity level is probably 3-4 years younger than her. Maybe she should look into some men a little bit older. Might work out better for her; might not.