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bri_sci94 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff Madison, United States

Romance is definitely dead

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML

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Fuaaad1994 31

Does your friend hate you?

Batmans_cat 14

That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out

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drayloon 50

at least you have nice ****?

witcher 22

what you mean by beginning to lose hope?

EmpireCityRay 13

@ OP It could have been worse, you went on a blind date and your date who happens to be blind left you after stating, "you didn't have the look they go for." lmao :D

qnmt 9

Step away from the redneck and very cautiously move to the direction of home. They can't see you if you're absolutely still!

Hiimhaileypotter 53

If OP is "cautiously 'moving to the direction of home'" she can't be absolutely still... Plus a lot of the Southern guys I know are a lot more respectful of women than the guy in this FML, having grown up in a society that teaches respect of everyone. Maybe it's different elsewhere, though.

worldclassrager 41

Maybe a blind date wouldn't be the way to go?

gracehi 33

Step 1) Sigh heavily, shaking your head gently while looking down, like your mother that time she was so disappointed in you. Step 2) Turn around. Step 3) Walk to your vehicle. Step 4) Enter your vehicle. Step 5) Start your engine. Step 6) Drive home. Step 7) Never look back.

jimmy_poison 19

Then just keep repeating step 3 for a much longer time

missyfiona89 28

This may or may not be the case, but some guys act like real jerks when they're nervous.

Brandi_Faith 34

With his belching there may be the possibility he was a bit drunk too. Maybe he had a few too many because he was nervous. But if that is the case, and he can't go on a date without drinking too much, then he probably should just stay home.

cdalton 12

You deserve better than that. He should be ashamed of himself. Ladies deserve respect and should be treated with such.

Goblin182 27

If a friends offers to set you up with a blind date, first, look at their significant other. Then grade down before making a decision.