bri_sci94
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Madison, United States
Romance is definitely dead
Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up. He greeted me with a winning smile, a belch, and the words, "Nice tits." I'm beginning to lose hope. FML
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Fuaaad1994 31
Does your friend hate you?
Batmans_cat 14
That is when you stand up, slap him and walk out
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jbuckets_404 39
OP, why are you losing hope? Was he wrong about your nice ta-ta's?
False_Stupidity 42
All he needed to do was fart and he'd be a real keeper.
luverofakatsuki 16
and best to reply stare at his ass belch and say nice ass if it is. if not..... your screwed
willliamfriend 18
That guys a pervert!
emmabear1995 18
It gradually just went down hill.
AndronicusPark 10
I hope you walked out.
zmearle13 5
losing all hope was freedom
kleptokitty99 2
so you really have nice ****?
Jenniesaurus 14
Run fast. Run far. Guys like that don't even deserve a second of your time.
weswheatley 14
In what order?