Today, I wanted my boyfriend to come over for a backyard wiener roast. Because it was so hot outside, he told me he didn't want to. Eventually, I talked him into it telling him it would be fine. He's now still asleep on the couch with heat stroke. FML
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Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML
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Today, on the phone, my boyfriend was complaining about the heat. When I told him that it wasn't hot where I live, at all, but that I had trouble sleeping due to stress, he replied, "Because of the heat, right? What else can it be?" FML
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Today, my boyfriend's parents came over. It got hot, so I took off the jacket I was wearing, but I forgot I wasn't wearing a shirt underneath. FML
Today, what started as an amazing day with hiking, a picnic, more hiking, then a romantic nature walk, ended in a ridiculous screaming match between me and my boyfriend. I only asked him to shower before laying in our bed when we got home, since we were covered in sweat, bug bites and dirt. FML
Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML
Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Did you check on his wiener? It may have roasted.
kfchicken 31
I mean he didn't want to do it and she convinced him against his better judgment. let's not pretend that adults aren't convicted to do things that they don't feel comfortable doing. I'm also willing to bet he ended doing the cooking which is why he got the heat stroke and op didn't didn't.
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Comments (6)
Derrick J. Rodriguez 1
Are you sure he's still alive?
lev 11
unless you knew there wouldn't be enough drinks or prevented him from entering the house, it's not your fault. each adult is responsible for their own safety.
kfchicken 31
I mean he didn't want to do it and she convinced him against his better judgment. let's not pretend that adults aren't convicted to do things that they don't feel comfortable doing. I'm also willing to bet he ended doing the cooking which is why he got the heat stroke and op didn't didn't.
RichardPencil 32
Did you check on his wiener? It may have roasted.
mskeptik 12
Do you mean he roasted his wiener inside her backyard?
RichardPencil 32
Some disasters can be prevented with a little lube.
juggalo2 22
Where do you live? The Australian Outback? Unless there was no shade, and you had the poor guy exercising with no fluids, he should not have gotten heat stroke. Standing around cooking wieners with drinks in the shade should not cause heat stroke.
Bubbilility 27
I disagree. I've gotten heat stroke from just walking around and I live in QLD, not the outback. Different people have different tolerances.
bobsanction 18
You owe him an apology *******.
Paul Rushing 21
Heat stroke is pretty serious. Are you sure he’s not just being a pussy?!?