Today, I thought I would be cute for my one year anniversary with my girlfriend, so I cooked a three course meal for her with candles and rose petals on the floor. She loved the dinner, except now she's passed out in a food coma upstairs while I'm left with the dishes. FML
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Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend by cooking her dinner. I spent hours preparing and making sure everything was perfect. I lit candles, set the table, and even put on some soft music. When she came home, she'd already eaten and wasn't hungry. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML
Today, I cooked a romantic dinner for my partner to celebrate our five year anniversary. I spent hours preparing a snazzy meal. Just as we sat down to eat, I realized I had forgotten to turn off the oven, and our dessert was now a charred lump of coal. We only realised this when the fire alarm in the kitchen went off. FML
Today, at my girlfriend's place, I cleaned up her room, put candles everywhere, scented the air, and placed rose petals all over her bed in an attempt to be romantic and loving. The first thing she said when she saw all this was, "Uhhhhgg, I'll have to clean all this up." FML
Today, it's my three month anniversary with my girlfriend and so I decided to bake her a cake from scratch. It took me three hours, a call to my mom, three different recipe books, and half my pantry. On the way to her house, I stopped to pick up flowers and left the cake in the car. It melted. FML
Today, I lit candles and scattered rose petals on the floor and on the furniture to surprise my girlfriend. When she came in, she sneezed uncontrollably because apparently she’s extremely allergic to these particular roses. The night ended with me driving her to the ER instead of dinner. FML
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary. I had cooked him a romantic meal and we were planning on eating it in front of the fire. This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney. My entire basement filled with smoke and didn't clear for three hours. FML
Today, I planned a romantic dinner with rose petals, the whole lot, for my ex-girlfriend to win her back. When I took her to my house, I told her to guess what I had planned, to which she replied, "I hope it's not a stupid romantic dinner with rose petals and shit." FML
Today, being Valentine's Day, I went all out for my wife with flowers, a candlelit dinner, and tickets to a broadway show. The flowers arrived dead, the dinner sucked, and my wife hated the show. Afterwards, I tried to be intimate, but apparently I smelled like a shart trapped in a pant leg. FML
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kitten1800 18
You're a good guy OP, I'm sure she'll thank you when she wakes up. Good things come to those who wait ;)
XxXBadAshXxX 27
You did a good job! Whenever she comes out of it I'm sure there are plenty of things in store for you.
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Comments (117)
NotARealThing 4
Just keep being a good man. If she's worth it, she will be very um...grateful...when she wakes up and realizes she passed out on you after all your hard work.
murythawn 13
I think if your bf/gf is willing to cook you a full meal and let you off dishes to sleep, the last thing you can do when you wake up is complain that the food wasn't light enough.
Oyas12 14
Why is he down-voted for asking a question? That's like slapping a 3 year old for not knowing 2 + 3.
speakfreely 21
This is actually cute
kittykat1501 31
Your girlfriend is in a coma and all you care about is dishes?!?!
Rababco 29
She's not actually in a coma. She's just sleeping because she ate too much and it made her tired.
jiveturkey43 3
Yes, **** your terrible life because you had to do some dishes.
TheAspieDork 27
I would've gone to snuggle with her tbh
Triangle6757 9
At least now you know she likes your cooking
rorex 26
I don't see why this is a fml. She obviously appreciated and enjoyed it so wait until she wakes up.
dstr951 0
thats the part your cuteness really shines