Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I've been living with for the last month, told me she's not attracted to me and wants to see other people. She told me this after months of dating and telling me she was thinking about having a child with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she's pregnant and I did not take it well. She had planned to record my happy reaction for Facebook; instead she got video of me bursting into tears, and trying to talk her into an emergency abortion. She sent it to my parents to punish me. FML
Today, I found out via a Twitter post that my girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of five months is pregnant. Apparently, she stopped taking her pill two months ago because "we" wanted a baby. I don't recall ever having that discussion with her. FML
Today, my friend told me she wanted to get pregnant. I thought that was good news, but then she said she wanted my boyfriend to be the father of her baby. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce and walked out. This is two days after she informed me that she is unexpectedly pregnant. FML
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Jimboom 12
I think you just found your out.... Run!
nibawan 0
did you drive her to the hospital after you pushed her down the stairs?
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Comments (77)
Fischergirl17 0
ouch, that sucks
disturbedgd 26
Run.... But i fear it is too late... Fyl
youthink_fml 0
Dump her sorry ass.
underpaid011 0
pray it's not yours, then get out of there. if it is yours THEN FYL. BIG TIME
lexuality 0
YDI, if you dont want kids then wear a condom, genius. At least then you'd know it wasn't yours.
Monikabug 9
Yeah, because condoms are 100% effective, 100% of the time! Oh wait... they aren't.
aback 5
They may not be 100%, but they're a sight more effective than just leaving your future up to some stupid ****.
rohosoccer08 1
and you know the op didn't wear a condom how?
darkmis1 18
Condems break genius!
mittensbum16 0
she could very well be one of those bitches that lies and says she's on birth control when she's really not just so she can have a kid
missASHLEYnicole 0
after all the other messages that said condom befoer you, you wrote "condem" lol. that's something way different. i always get a kick out of spelling errors I don't know why. they just make me giggle
missASHLEYnicole 0
and then I make one of my own. hah. before* anywho... OP I feel for you. that's a shitty situation. even after saying you didn't want kids you still consoled your gf. that's really sweet. unfortunately for you, she's a cheating *****. you need to get out of there asap. only worry about the kid if it's yours!
thatfeelsright 0
lols
metalhead256 0
leave her if she whants to be a **** and sleep around it's not worth your effort to deal with a ho and a kid that's more than likely not yours
rabidgoon 0
offer to pay half the abortion costs
gokumania123 0
this^
Spinner1964 0
#16 To get on Maury you have to be told after the fact once you have been paying for some bratty kid that isn't yours only to find out it's your Dads/best friend's/brotherss brat!
angrynegro7 16
He can also deny the kid and let HER call Maury for a paternity test. Let her say ANYTHING she wants to disrespect him. When he hears the words "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!", he gets to watch her run offstage humiliated, knowing that she just made herself look like an ass and a **** on national T.V. Good times for all!
iamchuck 0
Well, it certainly isn't mine. I only put it in her butt.
chocolateybar 0
it was a serious dick move on her behalf, telling you how awful you are for not wanting children when she was the one who got knocked up. for serious, it shouldnt be your responsibility if she cheated. DNA check and ditch her if it isnt yours. stay with your kid but dont stay with her if its yours.
DGross 8
I fully agree with this... she sounds like she really cares about you...
dudeitsdanny 10
Unless it IS his kid. Then its not just her getting knocked up