Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
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brennboo 3
how were you going to start a mosh pit at the back if you bought front row tickets?
fatvader64 5
midnight at a beiber concert hahaha
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aenemadreamer 0
i hate mosh pits so screw you op for giving the south the bad rep that it has for rude ass people at concerts. why do you even have to do that? it's not cool, makes you look stupid and ruins the show for the people around you that are trying to watch and have a good time. whenever i see idiots like you and crowd surfers...i always utilize a good hard pinch so that maybe you'll think twice about messing with my good time.
CheshireHalli 19
And you're helping that opinion? Why not ask them to stop or move from the action?
Amgnowai 0
You can also get asphyxiated! Yay!
glen12 0
I'm sorry but genially when u buy 'front row tickets' it's not a concert that you can mosh pit. usually u mosh a metal type concerts which sell as general admission... u probably moshed at Billy ray syrus.... u fail
_HeadShot_ 0
today, I acciidenly elbowed my friend I the face. I had to get him to the emergency room... fml
Primus_fml 0
You did? What a coincidence!
mrahhhhh 21
Primus kicks ass!
ItsAlexFool 0
Moshing... almost as annoying as crowd surfers. Also, it seems that no matter where one is standing during a show, there will always be a pit right next to them, and I think people forget that. It's not fair for YOU (you referring to moshing or any other obnoxious form of 'expression') to take away the good from other's concert experience simply because YOU want to be an ass.
AvengingAngelx 20
Wow, I was at a hardcore show and no, there were not inevitably mosh pits everywhere. You just have to stop being a bigot and move the **** away if you'd rather not mosh, it's simple. Most people, at least at the concerts I attend, tend to take that as a sign to move their pit elsewhere. Just because people start a pit doesn't make them an ass or mean that they are ruining your show. Get over it and put some steel in your bones, or else you won't survive much throughout life. Crowd surfing is perfectly fine and normal, and in most cases ENCOURAGED by the band, so they can get close to some of the fans.
Smoke954 0
That sucks... xD
fat_bastard_607 0
Noah pit = retard convention
mmonster 0
Dude. Haha
Astroman129 7
YDI. If you start a mosh pit, you gotta be prepared for that kind of stuff.
pwddwp 0
Haha its funny watching everyone bitch about mosh pits. Honestly all those people complainin about the pushing and stuff, STAY OUT OF THE PITS! People enjoy their music one way, others another. Go grab a bag of cement and harden up. I've been to plenty of concerts and stayed in the pit for the whole event, they're not bad unless your only 3ft tall and as tough as a pillow. So stop complaining. Hang loose!