Today, my friends and I got front stage tickets to our favorite band. Being my first concert, we planned to start a small mosh pit in the back. I got knocked out by my best friend's elbow and was rushed to the hospital, during the first song. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML
Today, my band was playing its first serious gig. I was in the middle of a solo when a drunk guy tackled me, causing me to crash into the drums, breaking them and my guitar, hitting our drummer, knocking him out. FML
Today, I went to a local concert. The singer from my favorite band stage-dived and I got to catch him. Unfortunately I was the only one to catch him. The next thing I know I'm pinned between him and the concrete floor as he finishes whatever part of the song he was on. He was fine, I hit my head. FML
Today, after saving up my money for weeks, I went to see my favorite artist in concert with my friends. Two songs in, I passed out, hit my head, and had to have someone drive me home. FML
Today, I went to see my favorite band. It was all amazing and great until I decided to go crowd surfing. I was maybe too heavy because people jumped away instead of catching me. I fell right on my tailbone. FML
Today, my band played its first real gig. It was going well, and I, the vocalist, thought it would be a good idea to stage dive. I underestimated the distance between the stage and the crowd and crashed into the floor. FML
Today, I went to a huge rock concert. While waiting in a half a mile long line to get in, I passed out due to the heat. I regained consciousness to hear about a hundred people yelling and trying to help me. My boyfriend, who I went with, was not one of them. FML
Today, I went to a concert. One of my favorite bands was performing, and I'd had the ticket for seven months, with a great seat for the show. It was all going perfectly, that is until a guy twice my height sat in front of me. FML
Today, it was the concert of my life. I had bought tickets the minute they went on sale, and I'd anxiously waited until the concert date. Thirty minutes before the show, my friend got so drunk that we weren't allowed in, and I was stuck babysitting her all night in the hotel, completely missing the show. FML
Today, I had my first gig with my new band. I was concentrating on my guitar during the second song when I tripped over the singer's microphone cable, hit my head on the bass drum, and blacked out. When I came to, people were applauding, apparently thinking it was part of the act. FML
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brennboo 3
how were you going to start a mosh pit at the back if you bought front row tickets?
fatvader64 5
midnight at a beiber concert hahaha
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Comments (155)
Garay 0
would it be wrong to sue him?
DoomKitty96 0
Aww... So sad! Sorry but that is just an epic fail! Was that at the B-Day bash in Simpsonville by any chance? I saw a random chick get nailed whilst trying to start a mosh.
VictoriaVague 0
noob.
fakeaccountX 6
Oh crap. Sorry. I'll be sure to watch my elbow next time.
xIxAMxAxGUY 0
My first concert I was in 6 mosh pits. and don't be such a pussy. I got elbowed plenty of times. Get a chin dude.
AmandaMontana 0
wow. you started a mosh pit and are complaining about being injured? maybe you shouldn't have started a mosh pit in the first place, then! you completely and utterly deserve it.
awsomeroncat22 0
what are they anywaay
20InchesOfFun 0
moshpits, circle pits, crowd surfing, and the wall of death... FUN!!! it's not a concert if you don't have these things going on(depending on the music) but most bands I've seen encourage all this lol
andybanan 0
me and two of my friends train and uses martial arts on a daily basis and were thinking of starting a mosh pit with the three of u standing back to back just to see how long we could hold out.. then we found out that this tactic works best with FOUR people. we are one man short. FML
CurtisDkidd 0
thats the risk u take, if u cant take it dont get in the pit. matter of fact dont go to the shows