Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, and for the past week, my apartment has had a terrible smell, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. After tearing the place apart, I discovered the culprit: an old banana peel in my purse. I’d been carrying it around with me everywhere, including to work, and on a date. FML
Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, a coworker filed a complaint against me, all because I ate a banana at lunch, which he claimed is "threateningly sexual", whatever the hell that means. FML
Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML
Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
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Schizomaniac 24
Why would you throw a banana peel on the ground? Don't you watch cartoons?
Moniquepeeters 0
hahahaha! That man is not the smartest :D
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mickigirl92587 0
haha what a retard
ElMundio87 0
ydi for being a litterbug use a bin or a compost heap
ImaginaryFoe 1
Yeah, that's just not true. Crap is really good for the environment but if you don't pick up after your dog, you will find yourself in trouble where I live.
mrahhhhh 21
YDI for pretending you're playing Mario Kart and throwing a banana peel out of your window. YDI times two for missing your target.
rwctkd95 0
who da hell throws peels out of the window? u a dick.
tsummerlin710 0
wow really! throwing that banana peel out the window was probably the best thing you could've done with it. any type if fruit peel is good for the ground and if it doesn't sit there long enough to degrade then an animal would eat it. so thank you for recycling and not just adding to the worlds waste piles!
teacher411 0
It takes a long time to break down and in the process stinks...
Dizzys 4
It takes 3-4 weeks. An animal will probably pick it up long before then.
mebemadison 0
Ha ha wow that's one stupid dude... Fyl
bassdredd 2
I would have punched the guy in the face... retards, it's not "litter" if it helps the environment. nutrients from that banana peel will be absorbed by the ground and that will help grass grow and the field will be more fertile. it's something called "nature". you think they had trash cans durin the prehistoric eras? no. which is why nature solved that problem by making this biodegradable. dumbasses need to pay attention in school
GrEaT_BaMbInO 0
yea you can still get a ticket in Texas for throwing a banana peel outside. (I think)