Today, when I stopped at a light, I tossed a banana peel into a field along the side of the road. The man behind me got out of his car, picked up the banana peel and threw it back into my car at me. When I tried to tell him it was biodegradable, he told me to "stop making up words." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, and for the past week, my apartment has had a terrible smell, and I couldn’t figure out where it was coming from. After tearing the place apart, I discovered the culprit: an old banana peel in my purse. I’d been carrying it around with me everywhere, including to work, and on a date. FML
Today, I found a banana peel on the clean floor. My 4-year-old son said that he was playing Spider-Man and trying to slip. I picked it up and while walking to the kitchen garbage can, slipped on the actual banana. I slid across the kitchen floor, fell, and bruised my tailbone. He laughed. FML
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
Today, I held my bag of burger and fries out the window while driving, to preserve that new car smell. Not only did I hit a pothole and lose my lunch, I got pulled over by a cop who suspected I was either littering or tossing drugs when I saw him. FML
Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML
Today, one of my co-workers threw a piece of garbage at the waste bin beside me. When it missed, he said, "Aw, I missed the garbage... and the bin beside it." FML
Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML
Today, I tripped on an actual banana peel and fell over in front of my crush. I'm pretty sure that's the closest I'll ever come to being a meme. FML
Today, I took my dog for a walk. He started crapping on someone's lawn, then I noticed that the owner was outside and giving me a death stare. Not knowing what to do, I picked up the crap with my bare hands. The man started laughing at me. FML
Today, I was walking through town when I saw a plastic bag on the ground. Trying to be a good citizen, I picked it up, intending on throwing it in the trash. When I looked up, there wasn't a trash can for another hundred feet. So I put it back down. Now I've got a $200 fine to pay for littering. FML
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Schizomaniac 24
Why would you throw a banana peel on the ground? Don't you watch cartoons?
Moniquepeeters 0
hahahaha! That man is not the smartest :D
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needsagf14 12
this is why I naturally stereotype environmental awareness as crazy idiots
Aniblecoby 0
hahaha 168! but what a dummy...
thatsucks4u 0
it's still littering nobody wants a rotting banana sitting on their street for a month next time just compost it or bury it in your back yard...
Morpheus414 0
And you didn't take out your gun and shoot him because...?
Zebidee 9
...because OP is in the UK, and they're kind of quaint in the way they don't let people wander around scratching their nuts with a .44 Magnum.
Dizzys 4
There is nothing wrong with scratching our abnormally large nuts with a .44 magnum.
splitsides 4
I'm just wondering how many people who are currently having a fit over this have ever tossed a cigarette butt out the window while driving...
iPunchedBigFoot 5
Stupid tree huggers.
Blacksmokehick 0
yea but it makes your city look like shit on the side of the road.....dumbass.
thedopetroll 0
Now you see how the road felt, you ******!
jernecki 0
what a dipshit
Lacrosse00 0
Littering is littering you stupid idiot. oh and its nice that you know that word. So tell me smart guy how long does it take for a bannana peel to degrade.