Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, I was on my way to a Thanksgiving dinner, with my dog in her seat in the front of my car. On the entrance ramp to the highway, my rear wheels spun to the left, and then my car spun completely around and hit the guardrail. My car is totaled. I'm broke, but at least my dog wasn't hurt. FML
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your dog was riding the seat? Why wasn't he riding IN the seat? No wonder you got distracted.
AninOnin 24
Dogs these days are barking mad.
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Comments (104)
olpally 33
Kind of irresponsible on your part. Should have kept him in the backseat. You're lucky you didn't get into a serious accident.
KeannaLove 32
@22- It really does depend on the dog. I had one dog that would just chill in the passenger seat and just sleep. My dog now on the other hand is a little monster in the car, so he has to be buckled all the time. Trust me, you learn to not give in to puppy eyes all the time after awhile.
olpally 33
Miss the reply button?? Haha.
KeannaLove 32
Ha no for some reason it posted on the end. Gotta love apps.
olpally 33
Ahhh, fair enough. Carry on miss :) haha
worldclassrager 41
Dogs are great and a pain but still you love them to bits...hope the ticket wasn't too high...
brezy123 1
idiots like you should be permanently taken off the road before you kill someone, I hope they suspend your license
sassy2085 16
YDI an animal should be restrained in a vehicle. It is the law in my country that all pets are to be safely restrained while driving a vehicle.
Slawter16 24
Teaches you not to drive with your dog in the front. Or don't drive with your dog at all. Getting pulled over for it must suck but YDI.
xxsakuraxx 29
Dogs should go in the back seat so they don't distract you. Its common sense. YDI.
kiaora_fml 11
This is why my dog sits in the back seat, it has been trained that way. A lot safer for everyone.
Kateyez_26 13
Dogs should ride in the back seat or in a kennel. It's your fault the dog did that and put your & other drivers lives in danger.
Kozmotis 8
Did you lose control of your keyboard when you made your username?