Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while driving with my puppy in the passenger seat, he jumped out of the window. FML
Today, my dog pooped. In my lap. While I was driving. FML
Today, I was driving with my dog. Looking out the half-open window he stepped on the switch, the window went up, causing his head to get stuck. I looked down and he had scared the shit out of himself, all over my shirt. FML
Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML
Today, I was on my way to a Thanksgiving dinner, with my dog in her seat in the front of my car. On the entrance ramp to the highway, my rear wheels spun to the left, and then my car spun completely around and hit the guardrail. My car is totaled. I'm broke, but at least my dog wasn't hurt. FML
Today, I mistook my dog's head for the gear shift while tearing down the highway. FML
Today, I got pulled over by the cops for swerving a lot while driving. I tried to explain that my dog bit the back of my neck, but as soon as I opened my door to show him the bite marks and the dog, he ran out of the car. I still can't find him. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, I was driving down the road when a dog suddenly ran across the street. In attempt to spare its life, I swerved to the side of the road and rear-ended another car. The car I hit belonged the family who owned the dog. Now I have to pay them because I saved their dog's life. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
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Taurus_ChicKa 37
Your dog was riding the seat? Why wasn't he riding IN the seat? No wonder you got distracted.
AninOnin 24
Dogs these days are barking mad.
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Comments (104)
quinn1184 25
I hate dipshit drivers like yourself.
iwadasn 33
If your dog can't behave himself in the car, you shouldn't take him the car unless he's restrained in a crate or harness.
joepopo_fml 8
The hell you did !!!
Webbytoes 5
Ryan, you should know by now to keep Wilfred in the back seat!
zoeeileen 6
you should get a doggy seat belt. just think what would've happened if you'd of crashed :(
Erto 17
The dog's your responsibility. Tie it up or face the consequences. Ydi
apineapple 40
At least nothing bad happened to you or the dog. it could have been worse.