Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured my heart and soul out to my old teddy bear. When I finished, I asked what he would do in my situation. Right on cue, a gust of wind came through the window and sent him falling off the windowsill and crashing head-first onto the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke to find my boyfriend of 2 years gone. I saw my little sister's talking bear at the bottom of my bed, it said "squeeze me" so I squeezed it and it said "it's over." It was my boyfriends voice. I was dumped by a talking bear. FML
Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought me a voice personalized Build-a-Bear. I thought he was going to propose to me through it, only to press the foot of the bear and hear, "We should break up" instead. FML
Today, in an attempt to be romantic, my boyfriend threw little stones against my window. Unfortunately, the window wasn't closed, and I was standing in front of it. FML
Today, I went out shopping. When I left the store, I saw my ex, who I'm still crazy about. He helped me carry my bags out to the car. When I leaned in to give him a hug goodbye, he stepped aside, and I fell face-first into a puddle. He walked away laughing. FML
Today, I had a mental breakdown. Many things have been going completely wrong in my life, and I finally decided to let my boyfriend know about it. After about an hour of explaining and pouring my heart out, his response was, "I think we were better off as friends." FML
Today, I went out and made build-a-bears that looked like my daughter and her new boyfriend. It turns out she had been insisting that I didn't for a good reason; upon sight of his, her boyfriend screamed and fled the house. Turns out he was nearly mauled to death by a bear. FML
Today, I was going through a hard and painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited my two best friends over to lift my spirits. The night ended with them making out on my bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Devastated, he withered onto the floor into an inconsolable wreck in front of dozens of people. The ribbon of embarrassment that went down my spine was too much for me to handle, so I had to tell him I was "only joking." FML
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Top comments
plopyer10 8
You shoulve ****** the wind up
tigerbabe15 0
Aww poor teddy bear did he get hurt?
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Comments (265)
emodude44 0
Take your Teddys advice. Take skydiving lessons. The thrill of the sport will change your life, and take your mind off your ex.
yenybaybee 0
So I don't get it.... Did it mean he would jump out the window & fall on his if he was in your situation? Because if so wow that Teddy bear's a mean one!
peacelovepink26 0
fate >_
haileymarie18 0
if she still talks to her Teddy bears... SHES TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO!!!
mariah_2014 0
he was the one talking to a Teddy bear. dur
pancakehater 0
Your lying.
THE_A_TEEN 28
You are a horrible person for telling someone to kill themselves after breaking up.
Zaffro 8
Do it then and save us all the horror if reading this shit!
dwsgirl 8
I call bull. If you're holding your teddy bear, how did it get on the windowsill? And how freaking light is this bear?
dmw25 0
Hahahahaha enough said
Ottokiller 3
really? talking to a teddy bear?
nekros_fml 5
Teddy says kill yourself! :O Dont do it!