Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their Visas sooner than he'd thought. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my long-distance boyfriend. Having waited six months for this, I was stoked. After waiting for three hours and sending numerous messages, I was eventually informed I was a week early. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend at the mall, the same boyfriend who'd told me he was going on a family vacation to Mexico. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he needed to reconsider coming to see me for financial reasons. I'm the one paying for the airfare, giving him a place to stay, and covering his expenses while he's here. FML
Today, I found out that because we made a mistake and applied for the wrong visa first, my fiancé probably can't fly into America to attend his own wedding. FML
Today, I ran into my boyfriend of 5 years. The weird thing was that he was supposed to be in Iran. The even weirder thing was that he was with his wife and kids. FML
Today, as a good friend, I went to pick up my buddy from the airport. I arrived at the wrong terminal and waited for an hour before realizing he had landed an hour earlier at the other terminal. By the time I found his whereabouts, he'd already taken an Uber home. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wouldn't be able to get any time off work to go to Mexico with him, and that we'd have to get our tickets refunded, and reschedule. He said not to bother, and that he already had someone else in mind to take with him. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
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Top comments
ambowew 7
Rock up and greet her, introducing yourself as the mistress then inquire if a threesome is out of the question.
TheNewGuy03 29
well, i'm pretty sure he didn't introduce himself to his girlfriend by saying, "hey, nice to meet you. i have a wife and child in another country, and they haven't received their visa yet, but is it cool if we date?" |the kid|
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Comments (56)
BWill9014 4
lmfao
MrLaryRottweila 1
well look at the bright side... well there's none
TheNewGuy03 29
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN SO OFTEN?!?!??!?!?! please give me an explanation. [/rage] |the kid|
ROFLBERRYPIE 0
Women. Love. Douchebags.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Not all of us do. Not all of us gravitate towards them, either.
KacenMarie 4
cuz they think they can get away with a free quick affair and then they get b!tch slapped in the face with the marriage when theyre least expecting it. lol neck!
TheNewGuy03 29
agh, no wonder nice guys like me can never find a good woman. |the kid|
BellBungle 2
Nice guys like you need to come to the UK lol x
TheNewGuy03 29
hmm, is that so? i'll make a trip there eventually -- it's on my list of things to do. |the kid|
jayz9 0
Thats messed up and he was never ur boyfriend after all. Why do men have to lie?
ideasrule 13
Probably for the same reasons that women, children, and other members of the higher primates have to lie.
GallifreyDog 2
Really? I'm pretty sure you deserved this, going out with a man you know fully well is married.
TheShard1994 5
You DO know she did not know he was married, do ya? >.
mask724 7
America has lots & lots of people, look at all the people who voted for Obama !!
AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
lmao, this guy
lostonelove 0
hmm assuming he's just another military asshole. Yup fyl
Tempuser117 2
Bitter much?
kitty5399 0
Where in the world do you get military? Not every person in the military are assholes just like not all blacks, whites, mexicans, etc are not all assholes. You on the other hand are a effing retarded asshole. Both of my brothers, my mom, my father, and myself are in the military fighting whether we like it or agree with it we have no choice. Why don't you try it sometime fucktard.
Harpy20 24
Sounds like you're the bitter one. You did sign up for the military knowing the possibilities so stop crying about it.
armman 4
..and assholes too.
techweed 12
polygamy much??? :-D