Today, I was responsible for taking care of Hoppers, the rabbit belonging to my son's third grade class. Tomorrow my son returns Hoppers so the next student can care for him. That won't be happening because Hoppers hopped out my fifth story window. FML
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Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, my sister brought her class hamster home from school. Somehow it escaped from its cage, and ran into my room. My boyfriend, thinking it was a mouse, stomped on it. I'm stuck cleaning hamster guts from my carpet, and have to explain to a kindergarten class what happened to their pet. FML
Today, I finally decided to get my five-year-old son a rabbit, so I explained to him how to take care of it. When I'd finished listing all the things he'd have to do, he replied, "That's too complicated... Couldn't we just eat it instead?" FML
Today, I saw my four-year-old son running around outside, and copying everything our dog was doing. I thought it was cute, so I went to grab the camera. When I went back outside, I saw my dog eating a dead rabbit, and my son doing the same. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, I came home to find a mouse in the garage. Frantic, I killed it. My 7-year-old son came home from soccer, and started crying because he couldn't find the class pet, Mr. Whiskers. I killed my son's class pet. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, I had to tell a parent about her son kicking a boy in his class. She blamed me for not watching him. I wasn't watching him because I was turned around to care for another boy he had hit right before that. FML
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JustAndrew79 0
He lives up to his name.
_apecakez 0
poor Hoppers. :( maybe, taxiderm him and return him? "YAY! Hoppers is back! why isn't he hopping?" ".. i don't know.."
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yzarci57 0
86, ROFL, that was mean :-) 102, have some humor, I mean, how can you not laugh at Hoppers hopped out of my 5th story window. Sure she should have been more careful, but it WAS A RABBIT. It could have gotten out of the cage, my hamsters used to do that unfortuntately while we were on a week long vacation. One of them made my cat a very happy feline.
dr_house_MD 0
6,7 LMAO
thatsbull95 0
wow in 3rd grade we got to take home a pet hedgehog. Let's just say, our dog didn't enjoy getting pricked in the face, and especially hated when the doctor tested him for rabies. What kind of class pet would have rabies?! Jesus that doctor was a f*g
altna 4
#106 Aww, poor hamster. :( Wait, you were away for a week, I hope you had someone watching after your animals?
Kitty34_fml 0
killrockst4rs - I do let my rabbits out. They have tons of free time outside their cage every single day. But I don't let them run loose where they are able to jump out an open window and fall to their death. That's ridiculously irresponsible, no matter how you look at it.
trucanadian 0
The teacher makes the parents take care of a ******* rabbit?
doof_fisch 2
I don't think the rabbit was suicidal, otherwise it would have committed HAREy-Carey.
Free_Filly 0
Usually I would be sad about this, but for some reason it just cracks me up imagining a person get hit in the head by a rabbit @ 69 Bahahahahaha "Today, I heard a small, faint voice screaming for help. I thought it was my conscience. Hours later, I awoke in hospital to find not only had I ignored the voice, I had been knocked out cold by a flying rabbit. I lived. The rabbit didn't. FML" Bahahaha
miso1337 0
k does any1 else find it hilarious tto b reading the comments and being like "omg buy a new hoppers!" like, lol i dont even know, im insane.
LittleMiss1 0
I like how you worded this.HAHA Also, That Suckkkkks!