Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I made eye contact with a baby across the room. It smiled at me, so I smiled back. The baby immediately started screaming. Everyone stared at me like I'd just threatened it. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!" FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
Today, while at a restaurant, my 4 year-old son pointed at a lady and exclaimed, “Mom, her butt is even bigger than yours!” FML
Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML
Today, at work, a little girl was misbehaving. Her dad told her that she would look like me when she grows up. The little girl look horrified while Daddy laughed and kept reassuring her he was "just kidding." FML
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thewalrus421 0
'out of the corner of your ear?'
CaptainPat 0
Well, maybe he asked that because you have pointy ears with corners. And was wondering why he didn't have corners in his ears.
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Comments (47)
lifesucks33_fml 0
dont worry they dont know any better and the dad should have scolded him..did he?
maximumpower 4
I didn't bother to look back I was so embarrassed.
lol_seriously 0
#8 you made me laugh and the whole corner of your ear arguement had me in hysterics
angeldo6695 0
i would've replies" aw because of genetics, you'll look like this too when you grow up!" BIG SMILE than i'll glare at the dad
carmel 0
#9 was awesome! Little kids are jerks
24788 7
It's a little kid. No one expects him to be a smart.
kathira120 3
Ooh the kid on the right side of the pic is cutee!! no offense...
Fridiculously 0
This made me laugh from the corners of my ears.
amolgill 0
haha thts jks
technobutterfly 0
Lmao @ #1