Today, I was working my job checking people in at the gym. A sweaty, chubby woman came up to me complaining about how our staff seems so fit. I replied, "We like to hire people who have bodies that motivate our clients!" She gave a blank stare, then said, "So how did you get the job?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working out with my trainer. A question popped up in my mind, so I asked if she had to deal with fat people a lot. She then responded, "I'm working with you, aren't I?" FML
Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
Today, I was chatting with the cute new receptionist at the gym. I told her that I would be going there more if she was there. She looked me up and down and said that I should go regardless. FML
Today, I was in the gym when I noticed three trainers who worked there staring at me. Thinking that they were checking me out, i turned the speed on the treadmill higher. Finally one of the trainers came over, and asked me to leave until I got a sports bra that actually worked. FML
Today, I went to the gym that I just became a member of, making an extra effort to look good because I've heard there are hot guys there. The lady at the front desk said they need to take my picture, then took a second look and said, "Don't worry hun, we'll take it when you're more prepared." FML
Today, I went to the gym and worked out with a trainer. While doing arm exercises he commented on how impressed he was with the size of my triceps. That really boosted my self-confidence, until he leaned in to feel them and said, "Oh, it's just fat." FML
Today, at the store, I didn't hear the cashier when she asked if I had a loyalty card. She took one look at my naturally bitchy-looking face and muttered "It's my JOB to ask, jeez." FML
Today, I asked a girl at the restaurant I work at if she'd had enough to eat. When she said yes, I said, "Are you sure?" I didn't realize how insulting it sounded until her equally overweight mom was up in my face, demanding to see my manager. FML
Today, my boss told me I got my new job because she rejected candidates that seemed "too confident" or "too pretty." FML
Today, while working at the bar, I had a beautiful woman squeeze my bicep and tell me I was in amazing shape. Instead of flirting like any normal human being, I awkwardly said, "Thanks…" and then walked away in shame. FML
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Dude_fml 0
obviously a jealous bitch.
whatsarahsaid 0
"Perhaps their only other option looked like you, ma'am."
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Comments (67)
danielbudzynski 0
Haha. Maybe she was just jealous of your plumpyness
khxx11 1
punch that bitch In the gut
tobikuma 0
I sighed at what seemed like another FML where people would go on about how fat the other person was. She shouldn't have said that but I was about to move on to the next FML when I realized you called her "chubby", a more appropriate term in my opinion, as opposed to "fat". Just wanted to say good for you for not being a jerk by calling someone else "this gross fat woman" like some people would. Sorry it happened though.
kyzaar 0
u should have said cuz I don't look like u
bharted85 7
Haha OWNED
narutou546 4
wow, cause she has room to talk
Antares_01 9
Hahaha you could be like "well, we need to show our customers the stage you get to just before you become very fit =D and be a motivation to people like you that they can make it"
epicfailwin97 0
She probably right BITCH!!!
jwadd100 5
and that's when you went dbz on her?
TonyDobiii 5
Damn she got you