Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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pinkducttape 0
harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.
lookitsnatash 0
I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.
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Comments (349)
crusader8463 0
i do like pale skin and red hair but ginger kids freak me out!
MuSiC_MaKeR 0
dude, im a ginger. thats so screwed up. all my friends make fun of me for it, but its another thing when your father says something like that.
JoyHeart 0
This is the part where you walk in, start crying (if you have the talent to do so on cue) and say "Gee, THANKS Dad! I ******* hate you too!" and run away to your room and slam the door. Then demand ice cream. Or whatever, I don't know, it sounds fun.
mansen 15
Ignore what your dad said. I have dark strawberry blonde stick straight hair, see thru pale skin and blue eyes. Never had a problem with guys. My little girl always have total strangers fawning all over her because she has the strawberry blonde (little more red in it tho) hair and the pale pale skin and blue eyes. The hair color is is rarely seen naturally. Be proud of it. Many people pay a lot of money for it and a ton in upkeep because the dye fades so fast :P
shmaller 0
YDI for being a ginger.
Luneth101 0
Woah, there's nothing wrong with gingers! **** You #254. Sucks about your dad.
chizzil 0
GINGERS HAVE NO SOUL!!!
Ardreyea 0
Hey, I love red hair! Personally I would rather have that then brown
MissMcGorgeous 0
All redheads i know i gross gingers. And plus they are all crazy, every single of them. Have yet to meet a sane one
iFruit 0
Wtf who even thought up this whole ginger nonsense? If someone has black hair and blue eyes, or blond hair and brown eyes, are there names for that too?That's so ridiculous! People will use any excuse to make a new stereotype...