Today, I got home to find my house trashed, my TV, PlayStation, and laptop smashed, all my clothes burning in the backyard, and all my food gone. Turns out my girlfriend did this after going through my phone and finding a contact named "Kristi". Kristi is my sister. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
Today, my girlfriend ran off with my sister. FML
Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, my sister asked to use my blow dryer, so I gave her the keys to my apartment. When I came home from work, half my clothes were missing. FML
Today, I got home and found all my things thrown out into the yard, including the stuff from my mancave, which I spent thousands of dollars on. Apparently, my girlfriend stopped for a visit while my wife was home. I’d stupidly given her a key. Turns out my wife called out sick today. FML
Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my phone there and had got a text from a guy saying, "Hi, how have you been?" FML
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Top comments
ChromoTec 24
Call the police. That would be a crime and she could be facing some time in prison.
Madrias 36
Time to go to the police and press charges, get a restraining order while you're there. People like her need to learn that they don't own their partners, and to ask about things. And also to keep their noses out of other people's business. This could have all been avoided if she'd simply asked, "Who is Kristi?" Not demanding, either, just ask. Unfortunately, this is what happens when there's no consequences at a young age. People grow up to act all sorts of stupid, and were never taught to talk about their problems instead. So instead of talking, they destroy stuff, only to find out that the Real World has consequences for that. Regardless, go call the police. Press charges. Possibly find a lawyer if you have money and want to make sure it's a lesson she'll never forget.
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Comments (53)
PhoenixChick 26
I would panic and start smashing stuff too if I saw your scary ghost food starting to dissapear into thin air
3ziam3lia 14
I honestly don’t understand these types of situations. Why do the significant others not know the names of family members...?
MallowMistress 13
They may not see them or really interact with them much. My fiance knows of my younger siblings, but I haven't even spoken to them in years, so he doesn't really know their names. If it's a sister he doesn't really talk to or live near, I can see why she wouldn't.
supernerd95 17
is no one going to talk about how having a female contact saved is totally not an issue?
Chazzster 32
OP - Take the matter to the police, if you have not already. Her acts were criminal. It reminds me of an expression - “Do not stick your dick in crazy no matter how enticing the package.” Keep that in mind in the future.
devi_916 39
Get an EPO and sue for the value of all your stuff. You don't need that kind of psychotic jealousy.
midnightangel981 8
WHOA..
Alex_7759 13
It annoys the hell out of me that some girls will have the biggest freak out if their boyfriend talks to another girl. You are NOT the only lady in the world! Get over it! He can't avoid every single other female in this world. 🤦♀
blondie45 21
Why don’t you have a pin on your phone so your girlfriend can’t access it?
tediruxe 13
ex amd i would call the cops for destruction of property
Nagito Komaeda 1
Isn't that illegal? (arson, destruction of property, maybe vandalism?)