Today, my parents informed that the man I'm going to marry had made it into the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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Top comments
dude1122332 9
Guess you never completely know someone.
Popcornography 10
If he can't even make front page, dump his sorry arse.
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Comments (62)
Ugi 27
OP - you only said he was "listed". I assume that means just his name and there are plenty of people with the same name so don't go jumping to conclusions. However - if it is your betrothed in the paper then you need to bear in mind that he cheats. He doesn't respect the rules of the law so why would you expect that he respects the "rules" of marriage. Law breaking suggests that he is selfish and antisocial so be really careful before you commit to him.
avaeba 14
I wouldn't go that far...the fact that he wasn't up front about it is more telling than the fact that he committed a crime. People can and do change, when they want to and are given the chance to do so.
Ugi 27
People can change and sometimes people make out-of-character mistakes. That's why I said "be very careful" rather than "run like you're on fire".
AClassActx3 7
Well good thing you found out before you got married!
EMTchic 14
You should go on that show-- "Who the BLEEP did I Marry ???" (and yes, that's really the shows name, I guess the people who made the show weren't too creative)
rcgirl2 11
Well I guess that wedding is off.
avaeba 14
At least you found out before and not after you married him...not saying it doesn't suck but at least now you don't have to deal with a divorce or an annulment
blondecat 6
What jail is ur honeymoon called?
lflickin 6
Turn him in for reward money?
doglover100 29
Atleast you didn't marry him. You should check out the show "who the bleep did I marry" these people had no idea.
karen1991 15
Watch this tv show "who the bleep did I marry" ur not the first one to find out something like this...
s0ulslack 20
Hopefully its all white collar crimes, right? haha