Today, my parents informed that the man I'm going to marry had made it into the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancé and I appeared in the paper for obtaining our marriage license. In the same column half way down his parents appeared for filing their marriage dissolution petition. FML
Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML
Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML
Today, I found out my soon-to-be husband and father of my unborn child is already married to another man. FML
Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML
Today, I was looking at the annoucements in the newspaper and find out that my boyfriend of the past 6 years is supposed to be married in 2 days to what I thought was his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, my father shot my fiancé. He's fine, but the wedding is off. FML
Today, I discovered that my fiancé had responded to an online missed connection posting. He has been emailing, exchanging pictures and making plans to go out with this girl. We are supposed to be married in the fall and just put down the non-refundable deposit on our reception site. FML
Today, I happily told my parents that my boyfriend proposed to me last night. My dad's response? "Marry that goofy bastard and you're out of the will." FML
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Top comments
dude1122332 9
Guess you never completely know someone.
Popcornography 10
If he can't even make front page, dump his sorry arse.
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Comments (62)
DocBastard 40
I hear Leavenworth has a lovely honeymoon package.
borkchop1992 15
Ban me moderators
alohalili 0
I feel a Who The Bleep Did I Marry show in your future!!:/ jk
Popcornography 10
If he can't even make front page, dump his sorry arse.
gracehi 33
Leave him. All he'll do is get you in trouble and make your life hard. If you think he's a changed man, you're wrong. All he's done is hidden himself and his ways effectively.
LuckyLynx7732 5
What did he do?
Dixbfloppin 11
He's wanted for rape and murder.
KiiwiiRox 6
Since its on FML, I'm thinking it's no joke, but I do believe it is possible to still marry him. IF you are willing to wait and he's a changed man. Honestly I wouldn't. That's a big secret to keep and nobody really changes... Good luck OP
florido_fml 10
Be a fugitive away from him.
ant1ion 12
With**
Crazberry 5
Oh dear... That sounds like the plot of a crime show. Or the start of some very awkward get-togethers. "Sorry ____ couldn't make it. He isn't up for parole yet." Get out OP. He's probably using you as a cover.
sweetmama88 6
Thanks mom and dad for the information ! I wonder how you would.have ever found out!