Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Top comments
yoshithecat 15
Be cautious, as my ex tried that same thing on me. His reasoning for it turned out to be because he was cheating on me, and wanted to make sure I wasn't doing the same! (I wasn't) Enjoy though!
jnanderson 16
My parents do this. It sucks. Just turn off location services.
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Comments (150)
Dodge4x4Ram 46
You can buy a new boyfriend on ITunes
onlychildFTW 34
There's an app for that.
loganHchrist 9
Giggity
Hiimhaileypotter 53
How is that relevant...?
dachayke 16
It's not relevant. It's giggity.
chuka81 27
I'd say run as fast as you can, but he would probably just find you.
SWC_Penguin 17
First, erase "Find My Friends" app if you have it. Then, change your iCloud password so he can't use "Find my Phone" on the web anymore. Then go into privacy settings and make sure that no other strange apps you don't recognize are using your GPS. You're in control here.
alycion 39
Don't even need to erase find my friends. You can block all or some people from following you. I do have my turned on for my husband and parents. I have health issues and would prefer they can find me if I need help.
SWC_Penguin 17
Oh, yes, I love Find My Friends a lot too! I was just going for the total "kill it all with fire" advice to a (justifiably) paranoid girl to make her feel totally safe.
havahnegila 22
If you are registered under his account you can make your own apple account and then he can't try to find you. But you guys do need to talk.
Rizzen 27
he gonna cause trouble in the future (example: being that creepy ex)
perdix 31
It's more likely he wants to know that you're far enough away that he can do his own nasty deeds without you walking in.
harshallmeim69 9
Maybe he's cheating on her and is afraid that she's doing the same?
Brianna_Ray 23
Oh yikes! That sounds majorly creepy! FYL
Sandsh8rk 36
Quite easy, create a new iTunes account with a password he won't be able to crack.
animalxcrackers 20
That's controlling. Seek help.
steal_this 8
What an arsehole