Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Top comments
yoshithecat 15
Be cautious, as my ex tried that same thing on me. His reasoning for it turned out to be because he was cheating on me, and wanted to make sure I wasn't doing the same! (I wasn't) Enjoy though!
jnanderson 16
My parents do this. It sucks. Just turn off location services.
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Comments (150)
ndaguanno 17
Disable it in the settings op
worldclassrager 41
We'll make sure your locator is off...
ReeceThePiece69 6
Go to a bar for gays and lesbians only just to screw with him.
Caprica323 5
You need to dump him and RUN.
LegenHD 6
Not stalked. Just not trusted fully
thefunmom 10
That's healthy...
FlyingPie 17
Sometimes people go to more than where they say - For instance, OP might say she's going to visit a parent, and on the way home she might decide to stop at a store. One should be able to trust a significant other.
krad204 21
Just turn it off, also, if your boyfriend tracks you then he must be suspicious of something.
hazardmuffin 21
Ouch, trust issues. If you're going to stay with him, you need to sit down and talk about this. Communication is incredibly important. Let him know it's okay to talk about his insecurities when they come up. If you're not going to put in the effort, better just leave him and save yourself the long and painful relationship death likely to happen.
ahh_rats 15
Someone must be a sneaky snake