Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML
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Top comments
KBeatz 5
Don't want to be the bearer of bad news man but she's a waitress. I'm pretty sure she always "hits it off" with guys: more tips.
TarieBoo 2
obviously if she was still getting you your drink she doesnt really think youre a kiddo?
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Comments (100)
Equin0x 0
Were you really hitting it off or actually was the waitress just doing her job?
vbmg152 19
At 21, you're still a kid! I'm more than twice your age & I still get called dear & sweetie by people much younger than me! It feels disrespectful to me! I hate it! Oh! I get your point now! I really didn't get it until I was writing this!
jdengel 0
you fell for a waitress? I bet you think strippers like you too
mosquito19 14
she's good at what she does, you actually think you two hit it off
thisismeFMLing 0
Were you at hooters?
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
It's just a term of endearment. Chill the **** out, OP. I'm sure she didn't mean any harm.
olivess 2
Its better than being old...
doglover569 0
See I call guys kiddo sometimes... Uh oh
jessmariee 7
Cougar?
darkrockstaar 11
Haha that Suree sucks for you "Kiddo" haha(: