Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML
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Top comments
KBeatz 5
Don't want to be the bearer of bad news man but she's a waitress. I'm pretty sure she always "hits it off" with guys: more tips.
TarieBoo 2
obviously if she was still getting you your drink she doesnt really think youre a kiddo?
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Comments (100)
debins33 1
Take it easy kiddo, and stop complaining
can2012 0
Hahah shittttttty
EllyG 6
You are way too sensitive. News flash: you're still a kid, especially if you get your panties in a twist over something as trivial as this. Also, ever thought that the waitress gets hit on all the time by wannabe adults like you? Whether or not you are an adult is not determined by age, it is determined by character. You still have much to learn young padawan, as do I. -From a fellow kid.
stoptrying 9
The moral of the FML is that he thought he and the waitress were hitting it off. You shouldn't make claims about someone until you have a better understanding of what you're reading, it just makes you seem arrogant.
YooEfO 4
This is your FML? Who cares if she called you kiddo.
hockeykyle10 5
They work for tips r-tard
Isa_fml 20
She wasn't hitting on you; it's her job to be nice to people.
cherry72 13
Enjoy your youth, it's goes by fast! I used to get mad when my mom called me "young lady" now I want her to call me that and I thank her when she does lol. I'll be 40 in 4 months ugh.
jlperry31 10
you will appreciate that when ur 31
Shadowvoid 33
Here is my point. You have to be over 21 years of age to get into a club like this, therefore the waitress had to be over 21. Thus meaning she would be older than OP so in a sense OP would be younger or a "kiddo" to her.
JackFaire 27
I have a general rule of thumb if a person is being paid to be nice to me IE I am giving their employer money and they are providing a service to me then I won't ask them out unless they give me clear non-"give me a bigger tip" signs that they want me like giving me their phone number. This rule should be applied in varying degrees most stringently of course in any place where you are a regular. Don't ruin the bar dude.