Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
Today, my parents took me to a bar to celebrate my 21st birthday. They brought my little brother, but when the bouncer wouldn't allow him in, they made me wait outside with him while they went in for drinks. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. All my friends showed up at my house already drunk, so I had to be the designated driver. FML
Today, I went to a club with some friends. I ordered two drinks from the waitress and gave her a fifty. She never returned with the change, and the rest of the staff claimed they didn't know who I was talking about. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, I ordered a beer with my parents at dinner. The waitress said, "Oh, happy 22nd birthday." My parents eyes got really big, and they started to blush. They'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday. The only person who drank with me was my elementary school principal, who I happened to run into at a bar where we were the only two people there. FML
Today, I turned 21 and had a huge party because I could finally drink legally. Got arrested for public intoxication. FML
Today, as a bartender was carding my friends, I excitedly asked if he was going to card me. The guy gave me a blank stare before finally replying, "Look, lady, I don't have time to stroke some middle-aged woman's ego." I asked because it was my birthday. I just turned twenty-one. FML
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Top comments
KBeatz 5
Don't want to be the bearer of bad news man but she's a waitress. I'm pretty sure she always "hits it off" with guys: more tips.
TarieBoo 2
obviously if she was still getting you your drink she doesnt really think youre a kiddo?
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Crazberry 5
I've been called kiddo by several people including my ex...and I'm a girl. If you think about it in the grand scheme of things, however, we 20-21 year olds are still kids.
_highandlow 5
That's why you don't go to clubs when you turn 21. You go to bars.
sirpantselot 22
Ummm...not if clubs are more your scene, you don't.
MrFuzzles 5
Hope you didn't leave a big tip with your number under it, you may be disappointed.
MrBrightside21 20
Don't feel bad about it. No problem, kiddo.
perdix 31
It's all relative. At 21, you are the youngest customer she sees. In the old age home, a 70-year-old is a "kiddo."
btstig 11
Everything is relative!
xerbrus 14
relatives are shit
To_Die_For 7
She may not have meant it in a condescending way. Either way now that you can go to clubs and bars and meet lots off women.
donut_gurl 8
you wern't hitting it off. Waitresses at bars and clubs are suposed to appear single and attracted to every male customer, its good for buisness and you will likely tip her better. sorry to burst your bubble, but she probably wans't into you and may not even be available!
sirpantselot 22
You're not wrong. The newly turned 21yo must a godsend for waitresses!
ryggsekk 8
im 16yr, today i was mistaken for my 22 years old brother's father
Iknoweverything 29
Age is such a mysterious thing. We turn 21 and think we are suddenly adults. Then we age a few years, and think 21-year-olds are a bunch of immature idiots. Then we age a few more years, and can't believe we thought ourselves above 21-year-olds when we were still immature idiots... and it goes on and on. Someday, I will think back to this post, and think what an immature idiot I was when I posted this post.
kalbrek009 20
So, true...I'll be 42 this year & every 5-10 yrs I've looked back only to come to the same conclusion...now we know why parents say "you'll understand when you're older"...because it's true...even they were immature during the time we thought they were "soooo old"...lol.. Makes you wonder just how the hell they felt @ that age & see why they were so disproving of our immaturity all those years. :)
ThurnisHaleyG 4
She might be in to that kinda stuff.