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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Real smooth

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Well it is 4:20..

mikejunior88 4

lmao, nice

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funallthetime 0

guys this was posted 4:19! not 4:20! so shut up about it being on 4:20

If I were him is I'd think it was cute and talk to you.

cherryblossomchi 4

laughing it off and poking fun at yourself will show him you have a great sense of humor! ydi for having no personality

haha smoke one for me also!

He'll remember you now! And that you speak like Yoda lol

well sounds like you were high :P

if u woulda waited one day, it would not have been a problem

nice going veronica

why would you put anonymous when you mentioned your name in the post?

wtf would you put anonymous if u put ur name in the post...jesus