Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Saint John, Canada
Ready to rumble
Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML
Top comments
Fluffydemise 18
Avada Kedavra, ************.
daringtoride 27
Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand? On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (139)
chug_bug 11
get a life lol
iPeterPan 8
AVADA KEDAVRA YOU FILTHY MUGGLE!
Nadia314 5
Wait until my father hears about this!
soccerstar1996 18
Chug_bug can **** off. Most people would go on a crusade FOR HARRY POTTER
CharresBarkrey 16
Says the guy with 0 out of SEVEN fml's posted...
Lomus 24
I don't see what you're getting at
winnerme123 8
Who doesn't get in fights about Harry Potter the guy is pretty hairy.
Slawter16 24
Filthy Muggles...
cheekyterier 13
Muggles are just jealous. Leave him to his boring life of still photos, cars, and no butterbeer.
zomgbies 17
I agree with chug_bug. If you're getting into fistfights about harry potter, you seriously need to re-evaluate your life
RedPillSucks 33
Ron Weasly voice *I think he needs to sort out his priorities*
Wizardo 34
*Snapes voice* 'Those who do not care about Harry Potter are clearly full of daaaark magic'.
nixis4lovers 13
THAT'S RIGHT!
DocMcVickers 13
If you didn't fight about Harry Potter, people might think you're up...to something.
CarbonCoach 11
isnt that a good thing? everything is going good in his life..
Fluffydemise 18
Avada Kedavra, ************.
andrewturtle 16
Does this count as a death threat?
NicaLovesDisney 17
I'd go with attempted murder. :p
SuperKnuckels 6
This is why we can't have nice things..
SJParker 13
It's pronounced lev-ee-OH-sa, not lev-ee-oh-SA
little_excel 5
I thought it was supposed to be a fight with magic sticks !
StraightEdge325 11
At least they didn't cast a spell on you.... or did they do that as well?
Wizardo 34
Muggles always fighting, hope you Expalliarmused that punk.
TheDrifter 24
It seems expelliarmus didn't work as planned. The disarmed muggle sucker punched op.
Wizardo 34
Well then this calls for either Crucio or Imperio and either torture or make them humiliate themselves, fitting for a filthy mud blood.
Padreschargers7 14
Crucio is the answer. Muggles, Mudbloods, and blood traitors deserve no mercy.
Googolman 29
I think the term "disarmed" would be more accurate than "expelliarmused".
daringtoride 27
Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand? On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.
kaybee41906 13
*Statute
daringtoride 27
LOL just realized my mistake. Definitely not referring to a marble/concrete/etc. figure. Thanks for the correction :)
kaiyybee 10
Hey man.. I understand. We can get pretty passionate about our obsessions.
KingreX32 21
true dat.
ikilledaman 9
What if the fight was about him not liking Harry Potter? That would quickly change my opinion on whether or not this requires a FYL
pdp_fml 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
How old are you? Just asking.
Jeffo193 13
In the third Harry Potter book, 14-year-old Ron stands on a broken leg to tell a convicted murderer that he will die before that man gets to his best friend. Harry Potter is not just for kids.
Blink_me26 21
And that's probably one of the lighter situations.
NicaLovesDisney 17
Great stories are timeless.
ElizaZee 9
Seems like you were in a quite HARRY situation eh??? Anyone? Anyone? Ok.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Oof, I'm afraid I cringed at that one. Siriusly.
vipirius 18
Wow those are some Severusly nice puns.
melolune 9
Certainly a situation OP couldn't weasel out of.
evilamoebaattack 20
OP is certainly off on the wRONg foot with these people...
esines 9
I don't mean to snape at you 99, but that was a bad pun. I'd think next time before opening your Molfoy
Blink_me26 21
Some things are worth fighting for OP.
ghil15 8
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
maybe you need to start watching or reading the lord of the ring.... :D
Hiimhaileypotter 53
And then OP would have another amazing series to fight over.
NicaLovesDisney 17
Believe in magic, you muggle!