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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Saint John, Canada

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Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Avada Kedavra, ************.

daringtoride 27

Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand? On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.

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Comments (139)

Wait, were you attacking or defending Harry Potter?

I was going to write a Harry Potter comment, then I remembered I dont know any... Sucks tho

Fair enough, OP! Harry Potter is a serious topic of conversation!!

DFresh503 8

You ain't bout that Hogwarts life!!! Haha hella funny

Haha hella stupid. That was Ridikkulus dawg

It could have been about an event that happened in the movies that did/didn't happen in the books

moosetracks22 10

If you really wanted to win you should've used Crucio.

Who punched you Draco? Hermione?

gavagoul 10

You should've Avada Cadabraed his ass.

I think that was God pinching you for being ignorant...

What was the fight about?