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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Saint John, Canada

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Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML

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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Avada Kedavra, ************.

daringtoride 27

Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand? On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.

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and you didnt cast a shielding spell why?

Been there my friend

You should have gone all voldemort on his ass

I hope you were sticking up for the greatest literature icon! :-D

If you ask ANYONE that's read up on books, you will find that Harry Potter is most definitely NOT the "greatest literature icon", no matter how much of a fan they are. See people? THIS kind of shit is what I'm talking about.

Completely justifiable.

LexiBiersack 8

Don't worry, that's me getting into serious fights about Harry Potter :D

Damn. All my life ive been lied to about canada.

If you were rooting for it, then you should have put a Full-Body Bind curse on them. If you were hating it then Avada Kedavra, mf.

Well Harry Potter is a very intense and interesting subject so this is perfectly understandable.

Worth it OP!