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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Saint John, Canada

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Today, I got in a heated fight and ended up being punched in the jaw. The fight was about Harry Potter. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Avada Kedavra, ************.

daringtoride 27

Damnit, OP! Don't be a muggle! Where was your wand? On second thought, I understand you were just abiding by the Statue of Secrecy. Damn laws.

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Bludmagnus 13

Better than a fight about Twilight....

i thought canadians were all about hugs kisses and good manners

"It's not it's not leviosa, it's leviosa" "NO IT ISN'T GOD" *punches jaw*

use your magic dude

harry potrer? your argument is valid then!

Nerds are getting pretty violent these days,

Dear OP, Mr Moony truly thanks you for saving his best friend's son's honour. Mr Padfoot is (for once) serious and tells them to get the attacker's brain out of their backsides. Mr Prongs is wiping the tears of happiness of his face and agrees with Mr Moony and while his Flower can't hear, he agrees with Mr Padfoot as well. Mr Wormtail...is currently...unavailable. People may say that defending a mere story litterally with tooth and nail is completely hideous and in some cases it's true, but if the story is more than a story, let them nose that. Sincerely, A Proud Potterhead

Minus 10 points for gryffindor

Hope you stuck up for Harry Potter.

Harry Potter is pretty stupid. Just find a sports team to watch or go to the gym