Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, I was pulled into an argument between a woman and her boyfriend. He wanted to buy a jacket and she wanted my opinion, as a gay man, on whether it suited him. I’m not gay, I'm even married to a woman. They were very surprised because apparently I look "super gay." Other shoppers agreed. FML
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
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Top comments
LtHoward 0
Lol wtf, Just cause he's dressed like a cowboy doesn't make the man guy, that's funny though, you better have apologized OP, anyways YDI for making such an assumption.
alex_vik 1
Take the stick out of your ass and realize that not all "cowboys" are gay. YDI
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Comments (130)
marleytooyou 0
woe how the hell did my comment show up more than once??? creepy
ohSNAPyall 27
Must be haunted.
sarebear123 0
my husbands a cowboy too, he's been attracted to the male sex for a while anymore. i know how she feels :'(
blaaaaakely 0
OP sounds like a close-minded bitch.
TryToBeKind 0
When co workers or (worse yet, employees in stores) make a rude comment about someone, I just make shit up, "that's my cousin/neighbor, he/she is really cool. But I don't think he/she heard what you said about him/her. I'll go get her." And quite often, I do, just so the co worker/employee has a chance to tell exactly what they said. If they try to lie, I let the other person know. And no, they don't try that one again. You got what you deserved keep your mouth shut next time.
perdix 31
Were you working at the YMCA?
letsgobucks 0
another shallow biatch...
marleytooyou 0
#28 he didn't say anything about John travolta! did he...... wait .... what????
gingersnapper 0
I'm sorry, OP, but you're a complete social retard if you can't tell that two people are a couple based on their interactions. Of course, them being married doesn't necessarily mean he's straight... :P
blastvortex 4
Open mouth, insert foot.
Theatregeek788 0
hahahaha sukka!! LOL