Today, while at work, a man came in wearing a very elaborate cowboy ensemble and went to talk to one of my coworkers. Once he left, I asked her how she knew a gay cowboy. She then explained that he's actually a farmer and her husband of ten years. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a coworker was telling me he was lonely and needed someone special in his life. I replied, "Why don't you find yourself a girlfriend?" He looked at me weird and said, "I'm gay." FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I’d been crushing on told me he was gay so I wouldn’t hit on him anymore. Turns out he did that so he could focus on wooing a female coworker of mine. They’re now dating. FML
Today, I asked out a coworker I really like. She gave me a weird look and said, "You're not gay?" I said no, to which she said, "Well, I am". As it turns out, I was the only one who thought she was straight, and the only one who thought I was straight. FML
Today, I saw an employee showing off a picture on his phone. I couldn't quite see what it was and tried to inject myself in to the conversation. "Whatcha got there, a cow?" It wasn't. It was a photo of his wife, posing in her wedding dress for the first time since their wedding day several years and children ago. FML
Today, I steeled my nerve, gritted my teeth, pulled my finger out, and asked our new coworker on a date. He looked at me weird, then said those four words, “But I’m not gay.” Five weeks we’ve worked together and all that time he thought I was a man. I’m a woman, born a woman, with a vagina. FML
Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML
Today, I was pulled into an argument between a woman and her boyfriend. He wanted to buy a jacket and she wanted my opinion, as a gay man, on whether it suited him. I’m not gay, I'm even married to a woman. They were very surprised because apparently I look "super gay." Other shoppers agreed. FML
Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML
Today, I found out that the guy I've been dating for a year is and always has been gay. I was apparently "an amazingly convenient beard" for his ultra-religious family. FML
Today, I went to my husband's work to give him lunch. His assistant told me his "wife" was in his office. FML
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Top comments
LtHoward 0
Lol wtf, Just cause he's dressed like a cowboy doesn't make the man guy, that's funny though, you better have apologized OP, anyways YDI for making such an assumption.
alex_vik 1
Take the stick out of your ass and realize that not all "cowboys" are gay. YDI
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Comments (130)
hotpinkdiamond 0
clearly a bitch move. even if she didn't know it was her husband, she knew the woman KNEW the guy. so it was still bitchy to say. no excuses
mellichae 0
hey im sorry to hear that but you shouldnt always judge a person by the way they look you know...
cheap123 0
If your going to walk around dressed like a cowboy, you deserve to be made fun of.
Jellytastic 0
shouldn't judge people by their cover or whatever you call it :p anyway YDI op
LilaBear 2
YDI for assuming - and then voicing your assumption without checking first.
Santaswords 0
cowboys arent gay dumbass
fukyolife 0
ur such a dumbass!!!
SilverChrono 0
You're an idiot for having assumptions
clusterfungus 3
I don't get it - how come the wife didn't know he was gay?
theproerest 0
on the bright side at least shes not ur boss