Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Go home Red Jeep hater! You're drunk!
EpicSquishii 21
The guy at my work that drives a red jeep is an absolute twat. If you're him, YDI. If not, FYL OP, that's a shitty thing to have to deal with around the Holiday Season
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slooby_fml 25
they better not make you pay for that
debbster7 18
^ I agree. Especially since they actually caught the guy.
bakunin 4
Insurance covers vandalism. So op is good. If op doesn't have insurance he/she is screwed.
vbmg152 19
Bakunin, Not always!
MrChrisOake 3
I had to replace the windshield in my jeep. Only cost about $50-60.
sens3sfailing 25
well if you don't have Insurence on your car in the first place that a bad thing. I know that at least in New York state you are required to have car insurence, but I don't know if it is that way for other states, and obviously other countries are going to be different as well.
rachelndrws180 4
Well, it makes sense
monster_tamer 11
When someone damages your property, aren't they obliged to make reparation? Police caught him, right?
SakataGintoki 9
Go home Red Jeep hater! You're drunk!
MoneyStacks 4
Hahahahahahahaha
Carmstro 13
How many red jeeps can be in a single neighborhood?
tzryan 3
Maybe a good red jeep salesman stopped by that neighborhood
Sandsh8rk 36
Don't fret too much man. Insurance will probably cover it.
jarockstar27 10
No the drunk dude should pay for it!
bamagrl410 31
Typically in a situation like this, the drunk guy's insurance will have to pay for it because the jeep owners can file a claim
chocolateisyum 12
Lets hope that insurance covers it. You don't exactly deserve it.
sweetmama88 6
Why not ?
rangerPat 12
DOES TOO! OP SHOULD HAVE KNOWN ABOUT THE RED JEEP BANDIT!
EpicSquishii 21
The guy at my work that drives a red jeep is an absolute twat. If you're him, YDI. If not, FYL OP, that's a shitty thing to have to deal with around the Holiday Season
ilikebikes7 3
How many red jeeps could he have possibly stumbled upon while walking around drunk?
rattusrattus 19
Possibly whilst drunk, the Red Jeep Smasher was unable to discern between a genuine Red Jeep or other forms of red 4-wheel drive.
ilikebikes7 3
So what you're saying is you didn't read the fml? It says they were all the same.
rattusrattus 19
Then it does seem a bit unlikely, unless it was either a Jeep dealer or a meeting of Red Jeep Owners of Virginia.
ilikebikes7 3
Now that's a thought.
llamafish 25
Oh man don't tell me I missed the meeting again! They're going to think I went and got a new vehicle and betrayed them.
XKXKKXK 10
Yeah, screw you man! Joe was convinced you sold us out for those Land Rovers!
copo37 7
32- is it just a mere accident that your profile picture is a red jeep, and you're from Virginia?
Feverrotes 15
Just went by Joe's place to show off my new Red Land Rover. Dude wasn't home so I slashed his tires and drove off.
sens3sfailing 25
how does one slash the tires of a car a person presumably used to leave their home and hence not be home while you visited? Joe wouldn't ride in his wife's prius ever, lets all admit slashing a priuses tires is a favor to the red jeep community. RJC FOR LIFE!
Pleonasm 36
Kind of like that episode from criminal minds... It may turn out that he killed his wife in a crash.
ilikebikes7 3
I don't think so.
Pleonasm 36
I was totally being serious when I said that.
mclauren29 22
Was totally in my mind too, 7!
ALlamaOnFire 20
Pleonasm would be an excellent addition to the police force:')
billyz77 24
You wouldn't happen to know the guy's number, do you? As soon as he gets out of jail, I got a job for him. My neighbor has an annoying habit of always parking his bright red Jeep halfway in my driveway so that I can only get my door open barely enough to get in.
TipOfTheHat 10
I'm afraid of the dark! What can I smash?
pradip 26
In a movie one guy would burn all red scooters because his pet was killed by it. Maybe the drunk guy has a story behind it.
sweetmama88 6
See your comments are crazy, you must be on drugs, you should sober up and get your head out of the clouds.
SakataGintoki 9
apparently 29 needs a reality check.