Today, my car window got smashed in. The cop that came to take the report said they'd already caught the guy doing it, he'd smashed in several other car windows, all of the exact same model and color. His reason for doing it was simple: he was drunk and "hated red Jeeps". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I wanted to go shopping in my new car that I bought just a month ago. When I stepped outside, I saw someone had smashed the driver side's window. They didn't even steal anything. FML
Today, some unprovoked drunk asshole tried punching a hole through the windshield of my car. While I was driving it. FML
Today, while parked at school, someone broke into my car by smashing the window. I called the police and they informed me I could drive it to the local station as it was an easy 2 minute drive. As I was driving there, I got pulled over for driving with a smashed window. FML
Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML
Today, I couldn't get into my car. In an attempt to get in, I broke a window. As I climbed in, the actual owner of the car walked up. Mine was across the street. FML
Today, I called the police to report that my car had been keyed. I remember going to a bar last night and getting drunk. A surveillance camera revealed that after my drunken self couldn't unlock the door to my car, I punched the door and hurt my fist so bad that I keyed my own car. FML
Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML
Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML
Today, while I was waiting at a red light, a drunk guy limped in front of my car, unzipped, and started pissing on my windshield. FML
Today, someone broke into my car by smashing the driver's side window. I'd be less irritated if they had just used the door handle; the lock has been broken for years. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Go home Red Jeep hater! You're drunk!
EpicSquishii 21
The guy at my work that drives a red jeep is an absolute twat. If you're him, YDI. If not, FYL OP, that's a shitty thing to have to deal with around the Holiday Season
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Comments (70)
DracoSpirita 21
People are probably voting YDI because you have a red Jeep. Really, I don't see how you deserve it. I'm curious as to why he hates red Jeeps... For the life of me, I can't come up with a reason, other than the mind probably comes up with weird scenarios when enebriated.
gracehi 33
I hate those ******* red Jeeps too! They're so damn smug, what with their lightweight boxy frame and perfectly round headlights! And don't even get me started on that flashy color they wear like they own the world! ******* pricks!
loozoo730 7
He just wishes he had a red Jeep.
Felling 14
So he could smash it too ..?
ShannonBitt 29
I have a red Jeep. Should I be worried that I'm next?
HeyArnold91 8
The suspect was a part of the He-Man-Red-Jeep-Haters Club
perdix 31
So, did you get arrested for creating a public nuisance with your despicable vehicle? You could be sentenced to 5-10 in a blue Yugo.
ocramavaf 15
as good a reason as any I suppose
maz95 17
I guess it was just an unlucky day to own a red jeep...
The_F3rris 11
People who smoke weed dont do this kind of stuff.
blackvyper 8
That's why I drive a silver Jeep Liberty :-D
jetsown08 21
Black Liberty here! Too bad they discontinued our model... :(