Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, I found out my little sister is a pyromaniac. She set my bed on fire. FML
Today, I lent my sister $1000 because she and her husband were in some debt. They used the money to go gambling in Vegas and won a major jackpot. They won't even give me a cut. FML
Today, my sister attempted to get me to fund her daughter, my godchild's, birthday party. I told her I would give her 200 (which isn't much). Our mom "intervened" by cussing me out for being a cheap ass piece of shit. I was about to give her $200, which is A LOT in our currency when exchanged. FML
Today, my little sister chased me around the house with a mallet, giggling like a maniac. I ended up having to pin her to the ground, rip the mallet out of her hand and lock her in the bathroom. This isn't the first time. My mom still insists it's perfectly normal. FML
Today, I gave my niece a $100 bill instead of a $10 so she could buy ice cream. When I realized my mistake, she never returned it but thanked me and gave me a big hug. Now I don't have money for gas or food all week. FML
Today, I got in trouble for punching my sister. Apparently, it still counts if it's in Minecraft and she looked like she was going to steal my stuff. FML
Today, my delusional parents are harassing me to donate my house to my little sister, because she's now a single mother at 17, and needs a house for the baby, but sure, I should reward her by giving her my stuff that I worked hard for, just because she can’t keep her knees together. FML
Today, my sister stole my credit card, used it to rack up a small debt, then told my mom she will pay me back in the future one day, “happily”. But not right now because she has better things to spend her money on. FML
Today, my sister still refuses to pay back all the money she owes me because she once bought me something from the dollar menu at McDonald's. FML
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Top comments
BlueXephos 10
1) Depending on how old she is, just take the money back. 2) If there isn't a big difference in age, take one of her dresses or shoes, and hide it till she gives the money back. 3) After completing step 1 or 2, enjoy your house :D
feven 32
Was it really worth it to give all your money?
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Comments (184)
Mooglefox 24
You are owned by the game.
Guard_Babe 19
I can't believe you would give her your money because of a house in a game.
GroupWorkSucks 15
Something tells me this might be false, or at least heavily embellished.
coklara 15
ISIS's plan all along.
stewpididiot 11
you totally deserve it for playing that shit instead of doing something constructive with tour life....get outside...throw a ball...toss a frisbee...climb a tree...find a creek to swim in....something real for ***** sake....?
Jerakl 21
Well your name certainly describes your comment well.
TallMist 32
Playing games does NOT make you a no-life. Stop judging people for having different hobbies than you.
zarrganaut 17
Come on, it's just minecraft lol.
Badkarma4u 17
Take some bleach and hold it over her clothes until you get your moey back.
tosdyke 16
Your just plain stupid... a fool and his money are soon parted.
kayj905 15
You should've just made a copy of the world that your house is on and let her blow it up
BubbaJ80 11
Suck it up and just take the cash back from her