Today, I slipped and fell in mud while running from the car to inside to avoid getting wet in a torrential downpour. I was running from the limo, in my wedding dress, to the church for my wedding. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was leaving church with a cake in my hands (mind you it was pouring, and I was in heels) I decided to walk on the road instead of the sidewalk so I could get to my car as quick as possible. Turns out, the road is slippery, and slipping means falling. With the cake. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML
Today, I ran for the first time in ages when I saw my bus coming. My loose shoe went flying into a shop doorway, and I tripped into the gutter. FML
Today, at my mom's wedding, I tripped as I was walking down the aisle. I was holding the train of her dress. It ripped. FML
Today, I woke up late and rushed to catch the bus. I sprinted heroically, slipped on wet pavement, and skidded directly into a puddle deep enough to baptize me. The driver waited just long enough to make eye contact before closing the doors and leaving. FML
Today, during harvest, I got out of my tractor and promptly fell down the stairs, peed my pants, and stepped ankle deep in a mud hole. I sat in wet pants for the next two hours. FML
Today, I was on the treadmill at the gym, when I felt my pants start slipping. I tried to pull them up, but lost my balance and fell face-first onto the floor. When I go to my wedding tomorrow, half the guests will probably think I've exchanged my fiancé for Chris Brown. FML
Today, I was at a friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. Everyone cheered, until I slipped on the flowers and fell flat on my back. FML
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TheJessica10022 6
Awwww, that sucks!!! but congratulations!!
GtheGringo 3
haha sorta like bridesmaids, except its mud not shit
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Comments (237)
Slightly420 0
Tell them god shit on you. (if your getting married in a church, this is a sign that you shouldn't get married)
cookieme23 10
aww...thats too bad...but at least you can have a great story to tell when people ask about your wedding day..(madness)..
annalynn4532 0
that is such a fake story!
aknight14 0
awww! hope it wasn't a real expensive dress
laideehawk 6
I hope brown was one of your wedding colors. FYL OP. But congrats. hope it all worked out.
A7Xisthebest23 0
thats what umbrellas are for.
Blondebabygirl12 0
that's so sad
Carlie_McCartney 1
Oh goodness, I'm so sorry D: that's terrible! I hope you were able to get cleaned up right away and enjoyed the rest or the day - congratulations!
Carlie_McCartney 1
Oh goodness, I'm so sorry D: that's terrible! I hope you were able to get cleaned up right away and enjoyed the rest or the day - congratulations!
baysnz 1
Umbrellas? In Wellington? Pfft...They don't call it the 'windy city' for nothing. I tried using an umbrella in Wellington once...Rest In Peace little umbrella Rest In Peace.