Today, while studying for a big test at the library, some idiots started playing hide-and-seek. After putting up with their snorting and giggling for nearly an hour, I finally lost my shit and told them to knock it off. I then got kicked out for causing a disturbance. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was working on a project in my school's library when a group of teenagers came in and began talking and laughing and being loud. When I asked them to please quiet down, the librarian asked me to leave for being too loud. FML
Today, I went to the library to study an upcoming exam. I sat in a quiet corner and was feeling focused. Suddenly, I sneezed so loudly that the entire library went silent. I could feel the stares of every student on me as I tried to pretend I didn’t just disrupt the entire study session. FML
Today, I had a big exam. Twenty minutes in I could feel people turning round looking at me. I ignored them at first, but towards the one hour mark it got more distracting. I stood up and yelled, "Why's everyone staring at me!" I got kicked out. Turns out I was seated directly in front of the clock. FML
Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML
Today, my roommate told me that she was studying in the library. Turns out, she didn't feel like going to the library and just spent all afternoon studying in a friend's room because she didn't think I was capable of shutting up for long enough to get any work done. Our other friends agreed. FML
Today, I was in a quiet library, trying to stifle a sneeze. In the process, I let out an embarrassingly loud and dramatic snort that echoed through the room. Heads turned. Many stared. FML
Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML
Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML
Today, I was at the library studying. There was a really cute guy across the room. I decided to play it cool and walk his way and grab some water. Right as I walked by, my body decided to let out the loudest fart. He laughed. I kept walking and asked my friend to grab my books. FML
Today, I snuck a snack into a library study hall. One tiny crinkle of the wrapper and every head turned like I’d detonated a siren. I tried to nibble silently, misjudged the crunch, dropped the pack, and it performed an encore. The professor glared at me. FML
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genericfmluser 17
You should have asked to librarian to tell them to knock it off.
delude 26
what kind of morons play hide-and-seek in a library?
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Comments (57)
The_Skittish_One 27
Sorry about that! Maybe next time ask the librarian to do something
gobiteme2 34
You should have Booked them Dan'o
Kougeru 12
YDI. You're never supposed to take things into your own hands like that. Either ask politely (which you clearly didn't if it caused a disturbance) or ask the staff to deal with it.
smorgy1213 4
I was one of those kids.
HereNReady 13
You should've watched where they hid and kept pointing out hiding spots to the seeker if it stops being fun they stop playing. Off to my next emergency!
quirkyred 14
I don't understand, isn't there anywhere else in the uni they could've played this? Like in theory it does sound fun, but in reality it's just rude because sometimes the library is the only place people can go to get homework done due to no computer or wifi, or maybe they have a lot of siblings at home or anything else that they can't concentrate at home. It's just inconsiderate.
amandalynn84 14
Sounds like they were just kids..please, tell me they were just kids...
henrylikestreats 22
Gotta love college. Hopefully you don't fail!
ez2LOVE 13
i would of totally caused a real disturbance after getting kicked out over some b.s. like that! ha.
imbedderdenu 23
next time contact the librarians. safe AND effective.