Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Quality family time
Today, I attended my extended family's Christmas dinner. All throughout, my grandmother kept complaining about how the food tasted like crap, and making sexual remarks such as how "the stuffings were far better in my day, if you know what I mean." FML
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rattusrattus 19
Sex. Cocks. Stuffing her pussy. Good old-fashioned *******. Rodgering passionately. Shagging. Intercourse. Possibly buttsex, if she was into that. Screwing. Pushing the box. Knowing each other in the Biblical fashion. In and out. Banging, boinking, bumping uglies. Smiting evil. Hanky panky. Pokey-poke. Makin' whoopee. Knocking boots. The nasty. Romp in the hay. Nookie. Making the beast with two backs. Am I making myself clear?
sugarandspice33 0
Old people are always complaining...and that's because in "her day" she actually had teeth.
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IdfkMyUsernamexC 5
Even old people still want sex. Get over it.(: -And no I did not say visualize it!
Jewnut 0
My grandma does it too.. Usually awesome grandmas don't say stuff like that. Its actually the rather irritating ones who do.
atorresjr 3
It's ok she ain't gonna live that much longer.
btstig 11
God damn you look ******* creepy man.
iDaniel525 8
Asshat^
silentbutfunny 0
^ i second that motion
Ash0 6
The elderly say the darndest things. Bless their senile old souls.
daydreamer244 13
Hey granny needs some too.
sacredeye73 11
My aunt used to say things like that during her early stages of dementia. Some of the stuff that came out of her mouth would make a sailor blush.
xSorry_fml 10
Is everyone so uptight these days that when they are in these situations that can't see the lulz? Face if grandma wasn't ******* you wouldn't be here.
djth3t4ank 4
That last sentence was just terribly written.
NBZ_fml 3
Don't worry she'll probably be in bed by 4
KiddNYC1O 22
She wants to get it in. What a G.
btstig 11
A G-Ma.
criminalmindsfan 0
I wish my grandma was that awesome!